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You're all stiff proper and old fashionedAnd Victoriais she not properShe likes to pretend she's rock 'n' rollShe's a Carpenters kind of chick for sureDo you mean to say that she has a penchant for

Ahhh, music... Yes, I'm rather fond of the music of the day. "I'm a picker, I'm a grinner,...

Dark Shadows • 2012

Carolyn Stoddard:
You're all stiff and proper and old-fashioned.Barnabas Collins:And Victoria? Is she not proper?Carolyn Stoddard:She likes to pretend she's rock'n'roll, but she's a Carpenters kind of chick for sure.Barnabas Collins:Do you mean to say that she has a penchant for woodworkers?Carolyn Stoddard:The Carpenters are musicians, stupid.Barnabas Collins:Ahhh, music... Yes, I'm rather fond of the music of the day. "I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover and I'm a sinner. I play my music in the sun."

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You're all stiff proper and old fashioned

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And Victoria

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is she not proper

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She likes to pretend she's rock 'n' roll

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She's a Carpenters kind of chick for sure

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Do you mean to say that she has a penchant for woodworkers

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The Carpenters are musicians stupid

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Music

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Yes I'm rather fond of the music of the day

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I am a picker

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I am a grinner

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I am a lover

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And I am a sinner

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I play my music

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In the sun

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إنك جامد و متزمت و قديم الطراز

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و فيكتوريا

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أليست متزمته

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تدعي المرح لكن لها أسلوب محبي كاربنترز

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أتعنين أنها تميل للعاملين بالأخشاب

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كاربنترز هم موسيقيون أيها الغبي

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الموسيقى نعم

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إني مغرم بالموسيقى المعاصره

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أنا أحسن الإختيار أنا كثير التبسم

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أنا عاشق

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و أنا آثم

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أعزف موسيقاي تحت ضوء الشمس

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T'es tout coincé comme il faut et vieux jeu

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Et Victoria

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N'est elle point

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comme il faut

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Elle se donne un genre rock 'n' roll

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mais elle est fan des Carpenters c'est sûr

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Elle a un penchant pour les fabricants de carpettes

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C'est des musiciens ducon

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La musique

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Je prise fort la musique de ce temps

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Je suis un glaneur

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Je suis un rieur

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Je suis un adorateur

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Et je suis

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Un pécheur

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Je joue ma musique

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Au soleil

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Du bist steif und altmodisch und spießig

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Und Victoria

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ist sie nicht spießig

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Die Frau macht einen auf Rock 'n' Roll

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dabei steht sie ganz sicher auf die Carpenters

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Demnach werden im Hause Carpenter keine Röcke getragen

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Rock 'n' Roll ist eine Musikrichtung Dummkopf

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Ah Musik

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Ja Ich bin ein großer Freund der Musik dieser Zeit

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SPRICHT IN REIMEN I am a picker

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I am a grinner

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I am a lover

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And I am a sinner

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I play my music

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In the sun

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Kau terlalu kaku sopan dan kuno

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dan Victoria

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Apa dia tidak sopan

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Dia ingin berpura pura dia rock and roll

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Dia seorang penggemar The carpenter pasti

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Apakah yang kau maksud dia penggemar tukang kayu

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The Carpenters adalah musisi bodoh

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Ah musik

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Aku lebih menyukai musik jaman sekarang

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Aku seorang pengumpat

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Aku penyeringai

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Aku pecinta

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Dan aku adalah pendosa

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Aku bermain musik di bawah sinar matahari

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ダサイ格好でセクハラを言う変態

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それからビクトリア

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何か彼女の情報があれば

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私みたいにロックを聞くべきなのに

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カーペンターばかり聞く雛ッ子よ

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大工カーペンターが好きなのか

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カーペンターって言う名前の歌手よ

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音楽

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よく詩を朗読していたものだ

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収穫家であり

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笑顔であり

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恋人であり

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罪人でもある

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音楽を奏でよう

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太陽の下

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Вы старомодный зануда с манерами

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А Виктория

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она распутница

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Она корчит из себя фанатку рок н ролла

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Но обожает деревенщин Карпентеров

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Она питает слабость к лесорубам

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Карпентеры музыканты идиот

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А музыка

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Я люблю современную музыку

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Я гитарист

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Я насмешник

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Я любовник

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И я грешник

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И музыка моя

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Звучит под солнцем

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Eres difícil educado y anticuado

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Y Victoria

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está en forma

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A ella le gusta el rock'n'roll

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A ella le gustan Los Carpenters y sí lo está

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Quieres decir que hay que tener el hobby de la carpintería

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Los Carpenters son una banda de músicos estúpido

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Ah de música

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Sí me gusta la música contemporánea de hoy

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Soy un jugador

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Soy divertido

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Soy un amante

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Y soy

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Toco mi música

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en el sol

Available in 8 languages

Duration

52 seconds

Views

552

Timestamp in Movie

00:56:18

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

comedy, fantasy

Production

Tim Burton Productions,Infinitum Nihil,GK Films,Village Roadshow Pictures,Dan Curtis Productions,Warner Bros. Pictures,The Zanuck Company

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Movie Summary

Vampire Barnabas Collins is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find that his once-grand estate and family have fallen into ruin.

Actors

Carolyn Stoddard

Chloë Grace Moretz

Barnabas Collins