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I do not like the men on this spaceship. They are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities. I have something of value to contribute to this mission if they would only recognize it. Today over lunch I tried to improve morale and build a sense of camaraderie among the men by holding a humorous, round-robin discussion of the early days of the mission. My overtures were brutally rejected. These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry
[making video diary entry]
I do not like the men on this spaceship. They are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities. I have something of value to contribute to this mission if they would only recognize it. Today over lunch I tried to improve morale and build a sense of camaraderie among the men by holding a humorous, round-robin discussion of the early days of the mission. My overtures were brutally rejected. These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry
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I do not like the men
on this space ship.
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They are uncouth and fail to
appreciate my better qualities.
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I have something of value to
contribute to this mission
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if they would only recognize it.
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Today over lunch I tried to
improve moral and build a sense of
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comradery among the men by holding
a humorous round robin discussion
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of the early days of the mission.
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My overtures were brutally rejected.
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These men do not want a happy ship.
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They are deeply sick and try to
compensate by making me feel miserable.
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Last week was my birthday.
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Nobody even said
Happy Birthday to me.
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Someday this tape will be played
and then they'll feel sorry.
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Attention. Attention.
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I have finally identified
the malfunction.
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Communications Laser #17
has been damaged.
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This evidently happened
during the asteroid storm.
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If you will recall,
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this laser monitors the jettison
primer on the bomb drop mechanism.
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Communications Laser #17
is located in the Emergency Airlock.
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It is crucial to attend to this
malfunction before engaging
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primary bomb run sequence.
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Thank you for observing
all safety precautions.
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Movie Summary
In the far reaches of space, a small crew, 20 years into their solitary mission, find things beginning to go hilariously wrong.
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