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"Date Night" quotes

Date Night poster
In New York City, a case of mistaken identity turns a bored married couple's attempt at a glamorous and romantic evening into something more thrilling and dangerous.

Director: Shawn Levy
Writer: Josh Klausner
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, romance
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 56/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $98,711,404
Released: 09 Apr 2010
Awards: 4 wins & 8 nominations

125 video clips

Phil FosterClaire FosterHolbrookeNatanyaWendyBrad SullivanKatyTasteWhippitClaw HostessArmstrongDa Frank CrenshawJoe MilettoHaley SullivanDetective ArroyoOliver FosterCharlotte FosterPolice OfficerCabbie
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This is Natanya - Date Night 00:36 This is Natanya Oh God he turned the gun sideways Phil It's a kill shot - Date Night 00:05 Oh God he turned the gun sideways Phil It's a kill shot And will you for the love of God - Date Night 00:08 And will you for the love of God Hey Hey yo yo I'll be down in a minute - Date Night 00:11 Hey Hey yo yo I'll be down in a minute You have no idea what it is like - Date Night 00:35 You have no idea what it is like And even though your pecs make me wanna kill myself - Date Night 00:13 And even though your pecs make me wanna kill myself Do you accept a collect phone call from - Date Night 00:07 Do you accept a collect phone call from Oh my God - Date Night 00:08 Oh my God Hey zip your face - Date Night 00:25 Hey zip your face Wow Where'd you get all this stuff - Date Night 00:10 Wow Where'd you get all this stuff We were in here earlier having dinner with our friend Sam I Am - Date Night 00:09 We were in here earlier having dinner with our friend Sam I... Everything you're doing I'm doing in heels - Date Night 00:06 Everything you're doing I'm doing in heels I met her in Tel Aviv doing some consulting for the Mossad - Date Night 00:10 I met her in Tel Aviv doing some consulting for the Mossad What are we gonna do We can't go home we can't go to the police - Date Night 00:36 What are we gonna do We can't go home we can't go... Honey listen to me You are a beautiful strong woman - Date Night 00:18 Honey listen to me You are a beautiful strong woman What'd you learn in school today Nothing - Date Night 00:06 What'd you learn in school today Nothing I buy the wrong soda Yeah - Date Night 00:21 I buy the wrong soda Yeah You put yourjunk in reverse In reverse - Date Night 00:06 You put yourjunk in reverse In reverse They're locked - Date Night 00:09 They're locked I don't want the kids to live with your mother - Date Night 00:04 I don't want the kids to live with your mother My kids are gonna have me up in 90 minutes so this shit ends now - Date Night 00:18 My kids are gonna have me up in 90 minutes so this shit ends... So at first I was pissed I really was - Date Night 00:17 So at first I was pissed I really was And he knows that if I have five glasses of wine - Date Night 00:09 And he knows that if I have five glasses of wine Honey if I'm gonna get whacked off - Date Night 00:17 Honey if I'm gonna get whacked off Why is it so bright out here It's supposed to be dark and seedy - Date Night 00:09 Why is it so bright out here It's supposed to be dark... Mr Miletto Mr District Attorney - Date Night 00:18 Mr Miletto Mr District Attorney We are going to die - Date Night 00:07 We are going to die But you guys are happy No Phil we're not - Date Night 00:10 But you guys are happy No Phil we're not But okay okay Just in case - Date Night 00:22 But okay okay Just in case No no no no I can't do this Yeah you can - Date Night 00:11 No no no no I can't do this Yeah you can I'd do it again you know - Date Night 00:22 I'd do it again you know And I wanna get it on with three guys at the same time - Date Night 00:15 And I wanna get it on with three guys at the same time Thank you so much for all of your help Dispose of this trash - Date Night 00:06 Thank you so much for all of your help Dispose of this trash Get that bird away from me - Date Night 00:03 Get that bird away from me So I will give you three seconds to give us back the flash drive - Date Night 00:15 So I will give you three seconds to give us back the flash... Love gun - Date Night 00:37 Love gun What's your story - Date Night 00:11 What's your story I say we sit back relax - Date Night 00:17 I say we sit back relax This gun sucks - Date Night 00:04 This gun sucks Gay couple date - Date Night 00:13 Gay couple date And get in there and butter that pole - Date Night 00:06 And get in there and butter that pole That's amazing Jeremy but I'm gonna go home now - Date Night 00:07 That's amazing Jeremy but I'm gonna go home now No but that's actually Will i am That's Will i am From Fergie - Date Night 00:06 No but that's actually Will i am That's Will i am... Oh my God - Date Night 00:13 Oh my God I'm a cop Not anymore you're not - Date Night 00:04 I'm a cop Not anymore you're not Mom Can I have breakfast - Date Night 00:13 Mom Can I have breakfast Charlotte sweetie I'll make you breakfast in just a sec - Date Night 00:07 Charlotte sweetie I'll make you breakfast in just a sec That's amazing Jeremy - Date Night That's amazing Jeremy You put yourjunk in reverse CLAIRE In reverse - Date Night You put yourjunk in reverse CLAIRE In reverse And get in there and butter that pole - Date Night 00:06 And get in there and butter that pole And I wanna take my top off - Date Night 00:16 And I wanna take my top off And he knows that if I have five glasses of wine - Date Night 00:09 And he knows that if I have five glasses of wine And even though your pecs make me wanna kill myself - Date Night 00:13 And even though your pecs make me wanna kill myself And will you for the love of God - Date Night 00:08 And will you for the love of God Any coffee or dessert for you guys tonight? - Date Night 00:20 Any coffee or dessert for you guys tonight? AUTOMATED VOICE Do you accept a collect phone call from - Date Night 00:07 AUTOMATED VOICE Do you accept a collect phone call from (BLOWS RASPBERRY) - Date Night 00:28 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) But you guys are happy No Phil we're not - Date Night 00:10 But you guys are happy No Phil we're not Charlotte sweetie I'll make you breakfast in just a sec - Date Night 00:09 Charlotte sweetie I'll make you breakfast in just a sec -CLAIRE: 1 35 Avenue D. This is it. -All right. I'll park here. - Date Night 00:06 -CLAIRE: 1 35 Avenue D. This is it. -All right. I'll pa... CLAIRE Everything you're doing I'm doing in heels - Date Night 00:06 CLAIRE Everything you're doing I'm doing in heels Claire look at me Look at me - Date Night 00:52 Claire look at me Look at me CLAIRE: There's nobody here. - Date Night 00:29 CLAIRE: There's nobody here. CLAIRE: (WHISPERING) We have to get near people immediately. - Date Night 00:23 CLAIRE: (WHISPERING) We have to get near people immediately. -Crank it! -PHIL: It's cranked! - Date Night 00:10 -Crank it! -PHIL: It's cranked! (DOOR LOCK CLICKING) - Date Night 00:08 (DOOR LOCK CLICKING) Enjoy your noodles. - Date Night 00:08 Enjoy your noodles. Get that bird away from me - Date Night 00:03 Get that bird away from me Hey, do you have anything in a size eight? - Date Night 00:23 Hey, do you have anything in a size eight? Hey zip your face - Date Night 00:25 Hey zip your face Hi, we were... Hello? Up here. - Date Night 00:32 Hi, we were... Hello? Up here. Honey if I'm gonna get whacked off - Date Night 00:17 Honey if I'm gonna get whacked off Honey listen to me You are a beautiful strong woman - Date Night 00:18 Honey listen to me You are a beautiful strong woman I love you How do you have so many knees - Date Night 00:05 I love you How do you have so many knees I met her in Tel Aviv doing some consulting for the Mossad - Date Night 00:10 I met her in Tel Aviv doing some consulting for the Mossad I say we sit back relax - Date Night 00:17 I say we sit back relax I'd do it again, you know. - Date Night 00:22 I'd do it again, you know. I'd do it again you know - Date Night 00:22 I'd do it again you know I'm a cop Not anymore you're not - Date Night 00:04 I'm a cop Not anymore you're not I'm gonna give you 5 even though I know it's a scam - Date Night 00:18 I'm gonna give you 5 even though I know it's a... LAUGHING No Phil not seriously What's wrong with him - Date Night 00:06 LAUGHING No Phil not seriously What's wrong with him Let us in. This is a new girl. She's working tonight. - Date Night 00:27 Let us in. This is a new girl. She's working tonight. Mr Miletto Mr District Attorney - Date Night 00:18 Mr Miletto Mr District Attorney -No brakes. -No brakes? - Date Night 00:15 -No brakes. -No brakes? No no no no I can't do this Yeah you can - Date Night 00:11 No no no no I can't do this Yeah you can Oh my God - Date Night 00:13 Oh my God Oh my God - Date Night 00:13 Oh my God Oh my God - Date Night 00:08 Oh my God Oh God he turned the gun sideways Phil It's a kill shot - Date Night 00:05 Oh God he turned the gun sideways Phil It's a kill shot
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Cast

Phil Foster - Steve Carell
Claire Foster - Tina Fey
Holbrooke - Mark Wahlberg
Detective Arroyo - Taraji P. Henson
Armstrong - Jimmi Simpson
All Cast