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Dave:
[after reciting Bob Alexander's charges against him]
Okay, let's get right to the guts of it: every one of these accusations is absolutely true. [a sensation passes through the House. Cut to Bob's home, as he and his supporters are watching this on TV; several of them clap him on the back] Bob Alexander:
HO, HO, HO! Die, you pond scum! Dave:
I'm the President, and as they say, the buck stops here. So I take full responsibility for each one of my illegal actions. But that's not the whole story. I think the American people are entitled to the real truth. [opens his briefcase] Dave:
I have here evidence in the form of notes, letters, and written memoranda, proving that Bob Alexander was involved in each of these illegal acts, and in most cases planned them as well. [Cut to Bob's house, where a murmur passes through Bob's supporters, and some of them head for the door] Bob Alexander:
Alan. Dave:
Now, allegations of wrongdoing have also been made against Vice President Nance. Now, as this evidence will prove, at no time and in no way was the Vice President involved in any of this affair. Bob just made all that up. Vice President Nance is a good and decent public servant, and I want to apologize for any pain that this has caused him or his family. [Dave turns and offers his hand. Nance stands and takes it. As they shake, the House applauds. Cut to Bob's home, now empty except for him, as he watches the TV]
[after reciting Bob Alexander's charges against him]
Okay, let's get right to the guts of it: every one of these accusations is absolutely true. [a sensation passes through the House. Cut to Bob's home, as he and his supporters are watching this on TV; several of them clap him on the back] Bob Alexander:
HO, HO, HO! Die, you pond scum! Dave:
I'm the President, and as they say, the buck stops here. So I take full responsibility for each one of my illegal actions. But that's not the whole story. I think the American people are entitled to the real truth. [opens his briefcase] Dave:
I have here evidence in the form of notes, letters, and written memoranda, proving that Bob Alexander was involved in each of these illegal acts, and in most cases planned them as well. [Cut to Bob's house, where a murmur passes through Bob's supporters, and some of them head for the door] Bob Alexander:
Alan. Dave:
Now, allegations of wrongdoing have also been made against Vice President Nance. Now, as this evidence will prove, at no time and in no way was the Vice President involved in any of this affair. Bob just made all that up. Vice President Nance is a good and decent public servant, and I want to apologize for any pain that this has caused him or his family. [Dave turns and offers his hand. Nance stands and takes it. As they shake, the House applauds. Cut to Bob's home, now empty except for him, as he watches the TV]
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And while we're on the subject
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I'd like to apologize to the American people
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You see
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I forgot that I was hired to do a job for you
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and it was just a temp job at that
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I forgot that I had 250 million people
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who were paying me to make their lives a little bit better
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And I didn't live up to my part of the bargain
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See
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I think there are certain things you should expect from your president
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Movie Summary
An uncanny Presidential lookalike named Dave is recruited by the Secret Service to become a momentary stand-in for the President of the United States.
Actors
Bob Alexander
Dave Kovic
