What do you think you're doing? What? Oh, you mean the press conference. I had a couple of...
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Bob Alexander:
What do you think you're doing?
Dave:
What? Oh, you mean the press conference. I had a couple of ideas that I wanted to share with the country.
Bob Alexander:
Share? Share? You don't call a press conference. I call a press conference. You're nothing. Do you understand? You're nobody.
Dave:
I'm not nobody.
Bob Alexander:
You're LINT! You're a FLEA! You're a BLIP!
Dave:
Well... maybe I am.
[stands]
Dave:
But you're fired.
Bob Alexander:
...What?
Dave:
I said, you're fired. Go on, get out of here.
Bob Alexander:
Oh, *I'm* fired?
Dave:
Yeah.
Bob Alexander:
*You're* fired!
Dave:
...Fine.
Bob Alexander:
"Fine"?
Dave:
Fine.
[goes to the door leading to the Press Room]
Dave:
The whole Press Corps is right outside. Should I tell them, or did you want to?
[Bob is speechless]
Transcript
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What do you think you're doing
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You mean the press conference
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I have a couple of ideas I wanted to share with the country
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Share
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You don't call a press conference
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I call a press conference
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You're nothing Do you understand
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You're nobody
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I'm not nobody
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You're lint
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You're a flea
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You're a blip
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Well
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 226
Timestamp in movie: 01h 17m 45s
Uploaded: 03 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: An uncanny Presidential lookalike named Dave is recruited by the Secret Service to become a momentary stand-in for the President of the United States.
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00:33 And while we're on the subject
00:15 Look I'll make this easy on you
00:21 But I don't want to tell some 8 year old kid he's...
00:10 She's She's Polynesian
00:27 At some point we're gonna have to call the vice...
00:13 I'm gonna kill him
00:06 Why can't you die from a stroke like everybody else
00:05 Mom that's not the president is it I sure hope not
00:06 Go Go go
00:36 Think back to how you got started
00:09 You're a very handsome man
00:25 He was only doing his job
00:15 I plan to continue Bill Mitchell's call to arms
00:21 Don't you have anything to say to me
00:16 First lady and the president
00:25 You know I've always wondered about you guys
00:24 Mr President Mr Nance is waiting for you inside
00:21 Have you ever thought about wearing a sweater
00:26 Excuse me You can't stop here