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Bob Alexander:
What do you think you're doing? Dave:
What? Oh, you mean the press conference. I had a couple of ideas that I wanted to share with the country. Bob Alexander:
Share? Share? You don't call a press conference. I call a press conference. You're nothing. Do you understand? You're nobody. Dave:
I'm not nobody. Bob Alexander:
You're LINT! You're a FLEA! You're a BLIP! Dave:
Well... maybe I am. [stands] Dave:
But you're fired. Bob Alexander:
...What? Dave:
I said, you're fired. Go on, get out of here. Bob Alexander:
Oh, *I'm* fired? Dave:
Yeah. Bob Alexander:
*You're* fired! Dave:
...Fine. Bob Alexander:
"Fine"? Dave:
Fine. [goes to the door leading to the Press Room] Dave:
The whole Press Corps is right outside. Should I tell them, or did you want to? [Bob is speechless]
What do you think you're doing? Dave:
What? Oh, you mean the press conference. I had a couple of ideas that I wanted to share with the country. Bob Alexander:
Share? Share? You don't call a press conference. I call a press conference. You're nothing. Do you understand? You're nobody. Dave:
I'm not nobody. Bob Alexander:
You're LINT! You're a FLEA! You're a BLIP! Dave:
Well... maybe I am. [stands] Dave:
But you're fired. Bob Alexander:
...What? Dave:
I said, you're fired. Go on, get out of here. Bob Alexander:
Oh, *I'm* fired? Dave:
Yeah. Bob Alexander:
*You're* fired! Dave:
...Fine. Bob Alexander:
"Fine"? Dave:
Fine. [goes to the door leading to the Press Room] Dave:
The whole Press Corps is right outside. Should I tell them, or did you want to? [Bob is speechless]
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What do you think you're doing
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You mean the press conference
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I have a couple of ideas I wanted to share with the country
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Share
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You don't call a press conference
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I call a press conference
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You're nothing Do you understand
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You're nobody
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I'm not nobody
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You're lint
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You're a flea
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You're a blip
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Well
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Movie Summary
An uncanny Presidential lookalike named Dave is recruited by the Secret Service to become a momentary stand-in for the President of the United States.
Actors
Bob Alexander
Dave Kovic
