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And by the way, if I could give birth,I'd pull it right -out of my asshole,same way you...

DAVE • S01E08 • 2020
And by the way, if I could give birth,
I'd pull it right -out of my asshole,
same way you do.
-(laughter)

Full Transcript

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And by the way,
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if I could give birth, I'd pull it right
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-out of my asshole, same way you do. -(laughter)
Duration
6 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:46
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E09 The slice of pizza with the most pepperoni on it, - DAVE 00:09
The slice of pizza with the most pepperoni on it,
S01 • E03 And I-I feel like I'm trying to figure out what you want, - DAVE 00:05
And I-I feel like I'm trying to figure out what you wan...
S01 • E05 I didn't think he was gonna get into mental illness, - DAVE 00:08
I didn't think he was gonna get into mental illness,
S01 • E02 -Thanks, bro. -[crowd cheering] - DAVE 00:04
-Thanks, bro. -[crowd cheering]
S01 • E07 I'm gonna miss you so much, - DAVE 00:05
I'm gonna miss you so much,
S01 • E02 How's everybody feeling? Let's do this for John. - DAVE 00:04
How's everybody feeling? Let's do this for John.
S01 • E09 -(laughter) -And when Julie and I - DAVE 00:06
-(laughter) -And when Julie and I
S01 • E04 Somebody suck me! - DAVE 00:04
Somebody suck me!
S01 • E06 Yeah, I-I do need you guys to go, too, though. - DAVE 00:04
Yeah, I-I do need you guys to go, too, though.
S01 • E05 This is my DJ... Elz. - DAVE 00:04
This is my DJ... Elz.
S01 • E02 -Thank God. -MACKLEMORE: He loved basketball, - DAVE 00:07
-Thank God. -MACKLEMORE: He loved basketball,
S01 • E06 I just, like, need a minute to myself. - DAVE 00:05
I just, like, need a minute to myself.
S01 • E03 Dave, your penis is normal. - DAVE 00:04
Dave, your penis is normal.
S01 • E09 Because Julie is one of the most ambitious people I know. - DAVE 00:06
Because Julie is one of the most ambitious people I know.
S01 • E05 Tonight you're gonna see one of the best rappers alive - DAVE 00:06
Tonight you're gonna see one of the best rappers alive
S01 • E02 Now let's be so goddamn loud in this place that he hears us - DAVE 00:06
Now let's be so goddamn loud in this place that he hear...
S01 • E09 When she wants something, she works for it tirelessly - DAVE 00:09
When she wants something, she works for it tirelessly
S01 • E01 And... it seems I have made a fool of myself - DAVE 00:06
And... it seems I have made a fool of myself
S01 • E05 But before that, enjoy us, - DAVE 00:07
But before that, enjoy us,
S01 • E08 (laughs) - DAVE 00:09
(laughs)