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And honestly, the ability to fire you
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DAVE

And honestly,the ability to fire you is almost reason enoughto hire you

DAVE • S01E04 • 2020
And honestly,
the ability to fire you is almost reason enough
to hire you

Full Transcript

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And honestly, the ability to fire you
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is almost reason enough to hire you.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:41
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E07 -Kid Toilet. Flush with pride. -(knocking) - DAVE 00:06
-Kid Toilet. Flush with pride. -(knocking)
S01 • E06 (cheering) - DAVE 00:07
(cheering)
S01 • E09 -Nope. -That-that means that I can literally lie down... - DAVE 00:05
-Nope. -That-that means that I can literally lie down...
S01 • E04 Like, what a joy that would beto just let you know that you've - DAVE 00:06
Like, what a joy that would beto just let you know that...
S01 • E02 How am I supposed to rap at this kid's funeral? - DAVE 00:05
How am I supposed to rap at this kid's funeral?
S01 • E10 And Mike just sits there nodding his head "yes," - DAVE 00:07
And Mike just sits there nodding his head "yes,"
S03 • E06 MIKE: You guys, we got to go. - DAVE 00:11
MIKE: You guys, we got to go.
S01 • E03 -Oh, my God. -DAVE: I say, "Open your mouth," - DAVE 00:04
-Oh, my God. -DAVE: I say, "Open your mouth,"
S01 • E04 -Are-are you being serious? -I'm willing to give you - DAVE 00:06
-Are-are you being serious? -I'm willing to give you
S01 • E09 Push my innards out... - DAVE 00:04
Push my innards out...
S01 • E06 -Yeah! -(cheering, laughter) - DAVE 00:05
-Yeah! -(cheering, laughter)
S01 • E03 -You got to try these things. -All of this shit - DAVE 00:11
-You got to try these things. -All of this shit
S01 • E08 Okay, can you at least do me the favor - DAVE 00:06
Okay, can you at least do me the favor
S01 • E09 Well... sounds like you don't need me then, - DAVE 00:09
Well... sounds like you don't need me then,
S01 • E01 Hello. Um, so I have to wire $10,000 - DAVE 00:07
Hello. Um, so I have to wire $10,000
S01 • E10 -Can we get into your logos? -Okay. - DAVE 00:06
-Can we get into your logos? -Okay.
S01 • E04 I'm gonna put you on an e-email - DAVE 00:04
I'm gonna put you on an e-email
S01 • E02 Anybody that claims to know something, - DAVE 00:05
Anybody that claims to know something,
S01 • E08 -Like, please tell me exactly what he smells like. -Okay, hold on, - DAVE 00:05
-Like, please tell me exactly what he smells like. -Okay, ho...
S01 • E04 MIKE [over phone]: Could you send me the last three years - DAVE 00:07
MIKE [over phone]: Could you send me the last three years