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And just to be clear, dude
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And just to be clear, dude, they're offering you $200,000 for two songs about your...

DAVE • S01E09 • 2020
And just to be clear, dude, they're offering you $200,000 for two songs about your penis
and your first album, okay?

Full Transcript

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And just to be clear, dude,
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they're offering you $200,000
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for two songs about your penis and your first album, okay?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:30
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E01 It's my boss. Dude, - DAVE 00:06
It's my boss. Dude,
S01 • E04 Look at this-- $42 on a delivery dinner for one. - DAVE 00:05
Look at this-- $42 on a delivery dinner for one.
S02 • E06 ♪ Known it, why don't you say so?♪ - DAVE 00:22
♪ Known it, why don't you say so?♪
S01 • E09 I can't believe we're having a conversation - DAVE 00:06
I can't believe we're having a conversation
S01 • E08 -GATA: Ha! -...and are too white." - DAVE 00:06
-GATA: Ha! -...and are too white."
S01 • E04 And-and why did we get him the Camry - DAVE 00:06
And-and why did we get him the Camry
S01 • E02 I have no idea, but "salaka salaam," my friend. - DAVE 00:05
I have no idea, but "salaka salaam," my friend.
S02 • E09 Oh, fuck it. I was trying to fart. - DAVE 00:28
Oh, fuck it. I was trying to fart.
S01 • E06 I never said the bottles was free. I said the table was free. - DAVE 00:04
I never said the bottles was free. I said the table was free...
S01 • E10 -Yeah. How's Al? -[clicks tongue] - DAVE 00:07
-Yeah. How's Al? -[clicks tongue]
S01 • E01 Honestly, you will like him, he's just high-strung right now - DAVE 00:05
Honestly, you will like him, he's just high-strung righ...
S01 • E08 Oh, he said you suck for not bringing your girlfriend - DAVE 00:07
Oh, he said you suck for not bringing your girlfriend
S01 • E02 -Thank you. -Bro, you gotta tear niggas' heads off on the mic, period. - DAVE 00:04
-Thank you. -Bro, you gotta tear niggas' heads off on t...
S01 • E01 -(ball drops in cup) -So you think YG, - DAVE 00:08
-(ball drops in cup) -So you think YG,
S01 • E07 Hold on. You stay here. Don't you got the plug - DAVE 00:05
Hold on. You stay here. Don't you got the plug
S01 • E06 What do, what do you think that means? - DAVE 00:04
What do, what do you think that means?
S01 • E02 ♪ Or, like not even, maybe there's nothing♪ - DAVE 00:34
♪ Or, like not even, maybe there's nothing♪
S01 • E09 Turn it over. Good morning, my little cherub. - DAVE 00:04
Turn it over. Good morning, my little cherub.
S01 • E04 Hey, hey, Mike, uh, - DAVE 00:05
Hey, hey, Mike, uh,
S01 • E05 -Oh. All right. -[types] - DAVE 00:04
-Oh. All right. -[types]