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And if there isanything on this earth that she could doto make you happy, she will work...

DAVE • S01E09 • 2020
And if there is
anything on this earth that she could do
to make you happy, she will work for it tirelessly until she inevitably gets it for you

Full Transcript

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And if there is anything on this earth
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that she could do to make you happy,
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she will work for it tirelessly
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until she inevitably gets it
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for you.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:08
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E10 -ANGELA: You guys are cute. -GATA: I'm out of here. South Central L.A., - DAVE 00:06
-ANGELA: You guys are cute. -GATA: I'm out of here. Sou...
S03 • E08 Fuck. - DAVE 00:19
Fuck.
S01 • E06 You put your head in a vat of lo mein. I was so stressed - DAVE 00:05
You put your head in a vat of lo mein. I was so stressed
S01 • E08 Excuse me, fucking cutie pie coming through. - DAVE 00:05
Excuse me, fucking cutie pie coming through.
S01 • E01 I didn't know if something was afoot, - DAVE 00:06
I didn't know if something was afoot,
S01 • E03 -(sighs) -(TV playing indistinctly) - DAVE 00:08
-(sighs) -(TV playing indistinctly)
S01 • E05 -Everything is just getting really weird. -[fly buzzing] - DAVE 00:07
-Everything is just getting really weird. -[fly buzzing]
S01 • E06 Would you do it one more time for me, - DAVE 00:06
Would you do it one more time for me,
S01 • E01 (snickering) - DAVE 00:04
(snickering)
S01 • E08 Man, look at you. (laughs) - DAVE 00:05
Man, look at you. (laughs)
S01 • E09 And that's what makes her so special... - DAVE 00:05
And that's what makes her so special...
S01 • E10 -[laughs]-So, Dave, you told our producer - DAVE 00:06
-[laughs]-So, Dave, you told our producer
S01 • E05 -Here it comes. -[shouts] - DAVE 00:05
-Here it comes. -[shouts]
S01 • E03 With the winds out of the east at 14 miles per hour, - DAVE 00:07
With the winds out of the east at 14 miles per hour,
S01 • E08 Oh, wait, you're a table! (laughs) - DAVE 00:06
Oh, wait, you're a table! (laughs)
S01 • E09 ...is that she uses her ambition - DAVE 00:10
...is that she uses her ambition
S01 • E01 -(all scoffing) -Yeah. And in five years, you're gonna replay - DAVE 00:14
-(all scoffing) -Yeah. And in five years, you're gonna ...
S01 • E10 So, yeah, I've got this, it's my life's work. - DAVE 00:04
So, yeah, I've got this, it's my life's work.
S01 • E02 -With what? -[bangs] - DAVE 00:07
-With what? -[bangs]
S01 • E09 And I didn't realize until this weekend - DAVE 00:08
And I didn't realize until this weekend