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But I think my girlfriend would like it if you'd signmy dick. Can you do that?

DAVE • S01E06 • 2020
But I think my girlfriend would like it if you'd sign
my dick. Can you do that?

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But I think my girlfriend
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would like it if you'd sign my dick. Can you do that?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:44
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E08 No, I know, you know, normally, like, they'll say, - DAVE 00:05
No, I know, you know, normally, like, they'll say,
S01 • E02 I just can't believe this is the setting - DAVE 00:05
I just can't believe this is the setting
S01 • E06 -What the fuck? -Will you sign my dick? Like draw even, like, - DAVE 00:05
-What the fuck? -Will you sign my dick? Like draw even, like...
S01 • E09 It is not crazy to want - DAVE 00:06
It is not crazy to want
S01 • E04 [sucks in through teeth] I understand how that's hard - DAVE 00:06
[sucks in through teeth] I understand how that's hard
S01 • E05 ♪ 'Ey, girl, 'ey, girl♪ - DAVE 00:11
♪ 'Ey, girl, 'ey, girl♪
S01 • E02 -So don't think of it like that.-How could I not? - DAVE 00:05
-So don't think of it like that.-How could I not?
S01 • E01 (Mike chuckling) - DAVE 00:05
(Mike chuckling)
S01 • E04 Again, I can't produce unless you produce. - DAVE 00:05
Again, I can't produce unless you produce.
S01 • E09 An undeniable superstar, or whatever, but it's - DAVE 00:07
An undeniable superstar, or whatever, but it's
S01 • E08 I-I'm confused. 'Cause you were being super cool - DAVE 00:04
I-I'm confused. 'Cause you were being super cool
S01 • E01 (chuckling continues) - DAVE 00:06
(chuckling continues)
S01 • E02 Dave, look at them. You can do a million shows - DAVE 00:05
Dave, look at them. You can do a million shows
S01 • E06 If you want to stick around after, meet me in, like, - DAVE 00:05
If you want to stick around after, meet me in, like,
S01 • E04 Don't say "again" - DAVE 00:05
Don't say "again"
S01 • E07 -Put it on me. -(laughs) - DAVE 00:04
-Put it on me. -(laughs)
S01 • E10 -I'm good. Thanks, bro-bro. -Okay. Heads up, - DAVE 00:05
-I'm good. Thanks, bro-bro. -Okay. Heads up,
S01 • E01 * Shots at your kickback * - DAVE 00:09
* Shots at your kickback *
S01 • E09 Okay, well, listen to how you're saying that, - DAVE 00:07
Okay, well, listen to how you're saying that,
S01 • E04 You know what I mean? Like, in the morning, what if, uh, - DAVE 00:09
You know what I mean? Like, in the morning, what if, uh,