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But you know what?I may start stealing laptops, because apparentlythere's no consequences...

DAVE • S01E07 • 2020
But you know what?
I may start stealing laptops, because apparently
there's no consequences for it

Full Transcript

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But you know what? I may start stealing laptops,
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because apparently there's no consequences for it.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:15
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E02 -Like, like... do you... -Whoo... what you 'bout to do? - DAVE 00:05
-Like, like... do you... -Whoo... what you 'bout to do?
S01 • E10 I actually-- I like this non-dick one. Let's do that. - DAVE 00:04
I actually-- I like this non-dick one. Let's do that.
S01 • E04 Hey, I-I got to tell you, Mike,Carol and I, - DAVE 00:07
Hey, I-I got to tell you, Mike,Carol and I,
S01 • E10 So you want, like, 50 differentvariations of this - DAVE 00:07
So you want, like, 50 differentvariations of this
S01 • E02 Whoever made this planet is doing a great job to me, brah. - DAVE 00:05
Whoever made this planet is doing a great job to me, brah.
S01 • E01 -(ringtone playing) -Oh, my... - DAVE 00:04
-(ringtone playing) -Oh, my...
S01 • E07 -Stand up 69 where I hold you? -(laughs) - DAVE 00:05
-Stand up 69 where I hold you? -(laughs)
S01 • E04 It's unbelievable. We have three Roombas at the house, - DAVE 00:05
It's unbelievable. We have three Roombas at the house,
S01 • E09 And just to be clear, dude, - DAVE 00:07
And just to be clear, dude,
S01 • E01 It's my boss. Dude, - DAVE 00:06
It's my boss. Dude,
S01 • E04 Look at this-- $42 on a delivery dinner for one. - DAVE 00:05
Look at this-- $42 on a delivery dinner for one.
S02 • E06 ♪ Known it, why don't you say so?♪ - DAVE 00:22
♪ Known it, why don't you say so?♪
S01 • E09 I can't believe we're having a conversation - DAVE 00:06
I can't believe we're having a conversation
S01 • E08 -GATA: Ha! -...and are too white." - DAVE 00:06
-GATA: Ha! -...and are too white."
S01 • E04 And-and why did we get him the Camry - DAVE 00:06
And-and why did we get him the Camry
S01 • E02 I have no idea, but "salaka salaam," my friend. - DAVE 00:05
I have no idea, but "salaka salaam," my friend.
S02 • E09 Oh, fuck it. I was trying to fart. - DAVE 00:28
Oh, fuck it. I was trying to fart.
S01 • E06 I never said the bottles was free. I said the table was free. - DAVE 00:04
I never said the bottles was free. I said the table was free...
S01 • E10 -Yeah. How's Al? -[clicks tongue] - DAVE 00:07
-Yeah. How's Al? -[clicks tongue]
S01 • E01 Honestly, you will like him, he's just high-strung right now - DAVE 00:05
Honestly, you will like him, he's just high-strung righ...