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(chuckles)-And then I'm in handcuffs, and then you have no T-shirt,no dick, no laptop

DAVE • S01E07 • 2020
(chuckles)
-And then I'm in handcuffs, and then you have no T-shirt,
no dick, no laptop

Full Transcript

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-(chuckles) -And then I'm in handcuffs,
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and then you have no T-shirt, no dick, no laptop.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:00
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E07 I'm good on the T-shirt and the dicks, - DAVE 00:05
I'm good on the T-shirt and the dicks,
S01 • E01 * My dick sucks, my dick sucks. * - DAVE 00:07
* My dick sucks, my dick sucks. *
S01 • E06 Oh, can we take photos or videos during the show? - DAVE 00:05
Oh, can we take photos or videos during the show?
S01 • E08 And I love chicken fingers with a side of honey mu-stard. - DAVE 00:04
And I love chicken fingers with a side of honey mu-stard.
S01 • E07 They're just gonna make me file a report, - DAVE 00:05
They're just gonna make me file a report,
S01 • E06 Yeah. I mean, yeah, - DAVE 00:06
Yeah. I mean, yeah,
S01 • E07 (both chuckle softly) - DAVE 00:05
(both chuckle softly)
S01 • E08 We think you have the potential to be the next Lonely Island. - DAVE 00:06
We think you have the potential to be the next Lonely Island...
S01 • E07 (laughs) - DAVE 00:05
(laughs)
S01 • E01 You have no idea how happy this makes me. - DAVE 00:04
You have no idea how happy this makes me.
S01 • E06 Mike, Mike, will there-- will there be any situations - DAVE 00:05
Mike, Mike, will there-- will there be any situations
S01 • E03 -* I ate her ass * -(gasps) - DAVE 00:05
-* I ate her ass * -(gasps)
S01 • E01 Like, I live my entire life - DAVE 00:06
Like, I live my entire life
S01 • E06 -Because maybe we need to bring some small bills. -(phone chimes) - DAVE 00:10
-Because maybe we need to bring some small bills. -(phone ch...
S01 • E09 -Oh, my God. -I don't think you can call a vet - DAVE 00:05
-Oh, my God. -I don't think you can call a vet
S01 • E05 Yeah, I learned how terrifying this is gonna be, - DAVE 00:05
Yeah, I learned how terrifying this is gonna be,
S01 • E07 Well, yeah, I couldn't leave you looking homeless. - DAVE 00:05
Well, yeah, I couldn't leave you looking homeless.
S01 • E03 -* I ate her ass * -(gasps) - DAVE 00:04
-* I ate her ass * -(gasps)
S01 • E08 -Hilarious. -DAVE: I am one - DAVE 00:05
-Hilarious. -DAVE: I am one
S01 • E05 I'm never gonna climb a light fixture - DAVE 00:04
I'm never gonna climb a light fixture