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DAVE: If you look at my face now
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If you look at my face now, you'd never realizewhat I used to look like

DAVE • S01E08 • 2020
DAVE:
If you look at my face now, you'd never realize
what I used to look like

Full Transcript

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DAVE: If you look at my face now,
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you'd never realize what I used to look like.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:32
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E09 It's establishing a relationship with you - DAVE 00:07
It's establishing a relationship with you
S01 • E04 I think you took a bushel offlowers and you just plopped it - DAVE 00:09
I think you took a bushel offlowers and you just plopped it
S01 • E01 I'm so scared. I don't know if I'm supposed to speak - DAVE 00:05
I'm so scared. I don't know if I'm supposed t...
S01 • E07 You usually call 911 when, like-- I don't know-- - DAVE 00:08
You usually call 911 when, like-- I don't know--
S01 • E08 People used to scream at me. - DAVE 00:05
People used to scream at me.
S01 • E05 Isn't...? That's-- he's "somebody suck me." - DAVE 00:04
Isn't...? That's-- he's "somebody suck m...
S01 • E02 That's awesome. Or... Yeah. - DAVE 00:04
That's awesome. Or... Yeah.
S01 • E05 You know, I'm a rapper, so I'm here doing research, - DAVE 00:05
You know, I'm a rapper, so I'm here doing research...
S02 • E03 Dave? - DAVE 00:09
Dave?
S01 • E09 -Oh, my gosh! Oh! (gasps) -(thumping) - DAVE 00:05
-Oh, my gosh! Oh! (gasps) -(thumping)
S01 • E01 -Not at all. -Is there any window for you to show them my video? - DAVE 00:04
-Not at all. -Is there any window for you to show them my vi...
S01 • E01 No. These gang members obviously do not like dick jokes. - DAVE 00:05
No. These gang members obviously do not like dick jokes.
S01 • E07 Now I got to deal with the cops, and then... oh, insurance - DAVE 00:06
Now I got to deal with the cops, and then... oh, insurance
S01 • E06 Oh, God, is there seating or-or is this like a mash pit? - DAVE 00:06
Oh, God, is there seating or-or is this like a mash pit?
S01 • E08 -Zayn Malik? -I don't even know what that guy's music sounds like, - DAVE 00:06
-Zayn Malik? -I don't even know what that guy's mu...
S01 • E04 Oh, my God. This is not racial in any way, my man. - DAVE 00:04
Oh, my God. This is not racial in any way, my man.
S01 • E05 No. I'm, like, a real guy, - DAVE 00:06
No. I'm, like, a real guy,
S01 • E09 ALLY: Oh, my God. - DAVE 00:04
ALLY: Oh, my God.
S01 • E04 No, no. He means, like, the artist. - DAVE 00:05
No, no. He means, like, the artist.
S01 • E02 Without saying, "Sorry for your loss," - DAVE 00:05
Without saying, "Sorry for your loss,"