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DAVE: I'm not gonna bring my girlfriend
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DAVE

I'm not gonna bringmy girlfriend with me to get the m--it just feels like such a weird...

DAVE • S01E01 • 2020
DAVE:
I'm not gonna bring
my girlfriend with me to get the m--
it just feels like such a weird thing to do

Full Transcript

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DAVE: I'm not gonna bring my girlfriend
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with me to get the m-- it just feels like
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such a weird thing to do.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:00
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E09 Right, okay, do you ever think ahead about us? - DAVE 00:04
Right, okay, do you ever think ahead about us?
S01 • E04 ♪ Bitch spleen♪ - DAVE 00:06
♪ Bitch spleen♪
S01 • E08 (loud cheering, whooping) - DAVE 00:06
(loud cheering, whooping)
S01 • E07 I mean, dude, the last thing I want in life - DAVE 00:06
I mean, dude, the last thing I want in life
S01 • E01 -It is. -It's even weirder - DAVE 00:06
-It is. -It's even weirder
S01 • E04 Move the first part to the back, - DAVE 00:05
Move the first part to the back,
S01 • E07 Do you think I want Ally to give me relationship advice? - DAVE 00:04
Do you think I want Ally to give me relationship advice?
S01 • E04 Move it back and put the two in front of the one? - DAVE 00:05
Move it back and put the two in front of the one?
S01 • E06 -What did you say? -I've killed to your shit. - DAVE 00:04
-What did you say? -I've killed to your shit.
S01 • E04 [sputters] - DAVE 00:05
[sputters]
S01 • E01 -Yeah. -Y... you guys haven't met this guy. - DAVE 00:05
-Yeah. -Y... you guys haven't met this guy.
S01 • E04 ♪ Pussy nigga talkin', we gon' leave him in a ditch ♪ - DAVE 00:07
♪ Pussy nigga talkin', we gon' leave him in a...
S01 • E03 I'm coming. (moaning) - DAVE 00:11
I'm coming. (moaning)
S01 • E07 Oh, shit. The music stopped. Um... - DAVE 00:04
Oh, shit. The music stopped. Um...
S01 • E06 -What the hell are you doing? -Well, we've met Dave, - DAVE 00:06
-What the hell are you doing? -Well, we've met Dave,
S01 • E09 I want to be in a relationship where I'm not always put second. - DAVE 00:05
I want to be in a relationship where I'm not always put...
S01 • E05 Well, you know niggas be lying - DAVE 00:04
Well, you know niggas be lying
S01 • E02 [laughs] - DAVE 00:06
[laughs]
S01 • E03 (both panting) - DAVE 00:05
(both panting)
S01 • E07 -Let's play it. -(quiet chatter) - DAVE 00:09
-Let's play it. -(quiet chatter)