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Maybe a body washcould work as a shampoo, but there's no waythat a body wash can somehow...

DAVE • S01E02 • 2020
DAVE:
Maybe a body wash
could work as a shampoo, but there's no way
that a body wash can somehow turn
into a conditioner

Full Transcript

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DAVE: Maybe a body wash could work as a shampoo,
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but there's no way that a body wash
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can somehow turn into a conditioner.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:17
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E08 Thus, HR can't get mad at me again. (laughs) - DAVE 00:07
Thus, HR can't get mad at me again. (laughs)
S01 • E01 It's more... chicken-skinned or ribbed. - DAVE 00:04
It's more... chicken-skinned or ribbed.
S01 • E07 -(chuckling) -(inhaling) - DAVE 00:11
-(chuckling) -(inhaling)
S01 • E03 He was in a threesome with Kayla Waters and Mallory Parker. - DAVE 00:04
He was in a threesome with Kayla Waters and Mallory Parker.
S01 • E04 Yeah, but I don't-- I don'tunderstand why that's necessary, - DAVE 00:06
Yeah, but I don't-- I don'tunderstand why...
S01 • E08 Hey, Dave. Have you ever been sucked like this? - DAVE 00:05
Hey, Dave. Have you ever been sucked like this?
S01 • E01 So my dick skin is actually made of - DAVE 00:05
So my dick skin is actually made of
S01 • E06 You got something... you got something on your glasses. - DAVE 00:05
You got something... you got something on your glasses.
S01 • E01 So my theory is: when they had to replace - DAVE 00:07
So my theory is: when they had to replace
S01 • E07 (coughing) - DAVE 00:04
(coughing)
S01 • E06 -* Hi, I'm Dave * -* I'm Lil Dicky * - DAVE 00:13
-* Hi, I'm Dave * -* I'm Lil Dicky *
S01 • E08 -I do love to get sucked. -(laughter) - DAVE 00:05
-I do love to get sucked. -(laughter)
S01 • E01 Which would mean that my dick - DAVE 00:06
Which would mean that my dick
S01 • E02 I-I'll be at the counter. if you need me, - DAVE 00:04
I-I'll be at the counter. if you need me,
S01 • E09 That was high art. Oh, my God. - DAVE 00:05
That was high art. Oh, my God.
S01 • E08 But this feels like I'm being fucked up my ass. - DAVE 00:04
But this feels like I'm being fucked up my ass.
S01 • E01 I couldn't be more precious about this information. - DAVE 00:05
I couldn't be more precious about this information.
S01 • E08 Or how I'd imagine it feels like. - DAVE 00:04
Or how I'd imagine it feels like.
S01 • E01 My own girlfriend doesn't know anything about this - DAVE 00:05
My own girlfriend doesn't know anything about this
S01 • E04 I'm just eating shit, just like... [imitating Pac-Man] - DAVE 00:10
I'm just eating shit, just like... [imitating Pac-Man]