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DAVE: You look like if they made a new Pinocchio movie, you know
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You look like if they madea new Pinocchio movie, you know, today with all the...

DAVE • S01E07 • 2020
DAVE: You look like if they made
a new Pinocchio movie, you know, today with all the progressive
racial casting in mind

Full Transcript

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DAVE: You look like if they made a new Pinocchio movie, you know,
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today with all the progressive racial casting in mind.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:52
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E04 -Hmm. -But without me or somebody like me, - DAVE 00:06
-Hmm. -But without me or somebody like me,
S02 • E05 You got to be kidding me. - DAVE 00:06
You got to be kidding me.
S01 • E09 I feel like I've had enough woman-on-woman abuse - DAVE 00:05
I feel like I've had enough woman-on-woman abuse
S01 • E02 Come on, stop tripping, and this cheesesteak, - DAVE 00:05
Come on, stop tripping, and this cheesesteak,
S01 • E05 What are you, a Globetrotter? [chuckles] - DAVE 00:04
What are you, a Globetrotter? [chuckles]
S01 • E01 Are you crazy? What-- David, - DAVE 00:05
Are you crazy? What-- David,
S01 • E03 -Next subject. Let's keep it rolling. -What does she want - DAVE 00:05
-Next subject. Let's keep it rolling. -What does she wa...
S03 • E07 (grunts) - DAVE 00:12
(grunts)
S01 • E09 -Oh, I see. -Sorry. (laughs) - DAVE 00:05
-Oh, I see. -Sorry. (laughs)
S01 • E05 -[whoops] -I stopped doing it for that reason. I'm just saying, - DAVE 00:05
-[whoops] -I stopped doing it for that reason. I'm just...
S01 • E01 How come we never talk about the 15 million views - DAVE 00:04
How come we never talk about the 15 million views
S02 • E05 Fuck. - DAVE 00:20
Fuck.
S01 • E09 -You want me to get in the nooks and the crevices. -(laughing) - DAVE 00:07
-You want me to get in the nooks and the crevices. -(laughin...
S01 • E08 (exhaling) - DAVE 00:08
(exhaling)
S01 • E05 So we're gonna make that video,like I said, - DAVE 00:05
So we're gonna make that video,like I said,
S01 • E10 -Yeah. -Okay, so you're not willing to compromise - DAVE 00:06
-Yeah. -Okay, so you're not willing to compromise
S01 • E03 It's so out of character. I can't all of a sudden just be, - DAVE 00:05
It's so out of character. I can't all of a sudden ...
S01 • E10 My dreams? You think my dreams are running everything - DAVE 00:05
My dreams? You think my dreams are running everything
S01 • E04 You're gonna be my priority, - DAVE 00:06
You're gonna be my priority,
S01 • E03 -What do you say, Gata? -I say things like, - DAVE 00:04
-What do you say, Gata? -I say things like,