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Do you realizethat I'm dating a rapper who I've never heardrap out loud?

DAVE • S01E01 • 2020
Do you realize
that I'm dating a rapper who I've never heard
rap out loud?

Full Transcript

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Do you realize that I'm dating a rapper
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who I've never heard rap out loud?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:46
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S02 • E08 CAROL: Milk or seltzer? - DAVE 00:16
CAROL: Milk or seltzer?
S01 • E10 -No... [stammers] -Vibe? - DAVE 00:05
-No... [stammers] -Vibe?
S01 • E05 Oh, you're trying to be on some undercover rap shit, - DAVE 00:06
Oh, you're trying to be on some undercover rap shit,
S01 • E07 Realistically, would you rather lose this child - DAVE 00:06
Realistically, would you rather lose this child
S01 • E03 No, I'm in a trance because you ruined my life - DAVE 00:05
No, I'm in a trance because you ruined my life
S01 • E02 -Right. -♪ Parents, put your lighters in the sky♪ - DAVE 00:17
-Right. -♪ Parents, put your lighters in the sky♪
S01 • E08 Like, why are you, like... (speaking gibberish) - DAVE 00:06
Like, why are you, like... (speaking gibberish)
S01 • E07 I don't want to contemplate either of those options. - DAVE 00:04
I don't want to contemplate either of those options.
S01 • E10 Okay, this is a lot to digest, - DAVE 00:05
Okay, this is a lot to digest,
S01 • E09 And then she said, "You can just get something small - DAVE 00:12
And then she said, "You can just get something small
S01 • E03 She heard the rap I had about eating ass, - DAVE 00:06
She heard the rap I had about eating ass,
S01 • E05 I mean, I don't think they film shit like that - DAVE 00:04
I mean, I don't think they film shit like that
S01 • E08 -I'm trying to show that, like, I'm a great rapper. -Dude, it's, like, - DAVE 00:13
-I'm trying to show that, like, I'm a great rapper...
S01 • E01 * Look... * - DAVE 00:05
* Look... *
S01 • E03 -No. -We are just clearing a table, - DAVE 00:05
-No. -We are just clearing a table,
S01 • E05 Come on, bro. If you want - DAVE 00:04
Come on, bro. If you want
S01 • E01 No, it's my job. I-I don't ask you to come home - DAVE 00:04
No, it's my job. I-I don't ask you to come home
S01 • E04 Aren't you the guy who runsa rinky-dink operation that lets - DAVE 00:06
Aren't you the guy who runsa rinky-dink operation that...
S01 • E09 Do you, do you not decant your olive oil - DAVE 00:05
Do you, do you not decant your olive oil
S01 • E02 How do I make this, how do I make this song, John? - DAVE 00:04
How do I make this, how do I make this song, John?