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Don't call the copswhile I'm sitting next to you, 'cause then I'm under arrest, 'cause I...

DAVE • S01E07 • 2020
Don't call the cops
while I'm sitting next to you, 'cause then I'm under arrest, 'cause I apparently broke
into your car

Full Transcript

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Don't call the cops while I'm sitting next to you,
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'cause then I'm under arrest,
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'cause I apparently broke into your car.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:54
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E08 DAVE: Anyways, you put all three - DAVE 00:05
DAVE: Anyways, you put all three
S01 • E06 You got to get all of my camp friends on the backstage list. - DAVE 00:04
You got to get all of my camp friends on the backstage list.
S01 • E02 But let them know that you knowby being somber? - DAVE 00:05
But let them know that you knowby being somber?
S01 • E09 -Oh, my God. -(chittering) - DAVE 00:06
-Oh, my God. -(chittering)
S01 • E05 I don't know. [laughs] - DAVE 00:04
I don't know. [laughs]
S01 • E06 Not just G.A. I need all my early adopters - DAVE 00:06
Not just G.A. I need all my early adopters
S01 • E07 -(chuckles) -And then I'm in handcuffs, - DAVE 00:06
-(chuckles) -And then I'm in handcuffs,
S01 • E07 I'm good on the T-shirt and the dicks, - DAVE 00:05
I'm good on the T-shirt and the dicks,
S01 • E08 And I love chicken fingers with a side of honey mu-stard. - DAVE 00:04
And I love chicken fingers with a side of honey mu-stard.
S01 • E06 Oh, can we take photos or videos during the show? - DAVE 00:05
Oh, can we take photos or videos during the show?
S01 • E01 * My dick sucks, my dick sucks. * - DAVE 00:07
* My dick sucks, my dick sucks. *
S01 • E07 They're just gonna make me file a report, - DAVE 00:05
They're just gonna make me file a report,
S01 • E06 Yeah. I mean, yeah, - DAVE 00:06
Yeah. I mean, yeah,
S01 • E07 (both chuckle softly) - DAVE 00:05
(both chuckle softly)
S01 • E08 We think you have the potential to be the next Lonely Island. - DAVE 00:06
We think you have the potential to be the next Lonely Island...
S01 • E07 (laughs) - DAVE 00:05
(laughs)
S01 • E01 You have no idea how happy this makes me. - DAVE 00:04
You have no idea how happy this makes me.
S01 • E06 Mike, Mike, will there-- will there be any situations - DAVE 00:05
Mike, Mike, will there-- will there be any situations
S01 • E03 -* I ate her ass * -(gasps) - DAVE 00:05
-* I ate her ass * -(gasps)
S01 • E01 Like, I live my entire life - DAVE 00:06
Like, I live my entire life