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Dude, this isthe best possible scenario that we're gonna see--you need to move on it

DAVE • S01E09 • 2020
Dude, this is
the best possible scenario that we're gonna see--
you need to move on it

Full Transcript

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Dude, this is the best possible scenario
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that we're gonna see-- you need to move on it.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:48
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E04 Some... you know, like, some country bumpkin was like, - DAVE 00:06
Some... you know, like, some country bumpkin was like,
S01 • E10 CHARLAMAGNE: Yeah, he keeps introducing himself - DAVE 00:04
CHARLAMAGNE: Yeah, he keeps introducing himself
S01 • E05 I love you, man, you know, um, - DAVE 00:05
I love you, man, you know, um,
S01 • E09 There are so many horror stories of people - DAVE 00:04
There are so many horror stories of people
S01 • E10 That's, uh, that's my name. So, I just feel weird, like, - DAVE 00:06
That's, uh, that's my name. So, I just feel weird,...
S01 • E04 You know, I haven't used up - DAVE 00:05
You know, I haven't used up
S01 • E09 I do know that and we've talked about this - DAVE 00:05
I do know that and we've talked about this
S01 • E05 I never would come here purposely trying - DAVE 00:04
I never would come here purposely trying
S01 • E01 As soon as the money went through, - DAVE 00:06
As soon as the money went through,
S01 • E04 I think you're underestimating how dumb the Internet is. - DAVE 00:04
I think you're underestimating how dumb the Internet is...
S01 • E02 Hey, uh, so Macklemore's here. - DAVE 00:05
Hey, uh, so Macklemore's here.
S01 • E06 -Like... -Dave, I have, like, a million things to do - DAVE 00:07
-Like... -Dave, I have, like, a million things to do
S01 • E03 I hate talking about how, like, wet your pussy is - DAVE 00:09
I hate talking about how, like, wet your pussy is
S01 • E10 -I know, right? -[chuckles] - DAVE 00:05
-I know, right? -[chuckles]
S01 • E09 Dave, they like your song "My Dick Sucks." - DAVE 00:06
Dave, they like your song "My Dick Sucks."
S01 • E10 You know, not-not being, like, uh, seen as a typical rapper? - DAVE 00:05
You know, not-not being, like, uh, seen as a typical rapper?
S01 • E02 We didn't expect him to come and the city ordinance - DAVE 00:04
We didn't expect him to come and the city ordinance
S01 • E09 If you want this to be your career, - DAVE 00:04
If you want this to be your career,
S01 • E08 Aware that you have transgender family, - DAVE 00:05
Aware that you have transgender family,
S01 • E05 I think it's pretty cool that - DAVE 00:06
I think it's pretty cool that