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(exhales sharply) What did the Chineserestaurant owner do on Christmas Day, when he knew...

DAVE • S01E06 • 2020
(exhales sharply) What did the Chinese
restaurant owner do on Christmas Day, when he knew every single Jew would be
coming in for his foo?

Full Transcript

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(exhales sharply)
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What did the Chinese restaurant owner do
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on Christmas Day, when he knew
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every single Jew would be coming in for his foo?
Duration
12 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:09
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E09 -* Yes, it was * -(laughs) - DAVE 00:23
-* Yes, it was * -(laughs)
S01 • E02 It says "Push button for help." - DAVE 00:06
It says "Push button for help."
S01 • E05 Uh, it was more, like, an expression, I think, - DAVE 00:05
Uh, it was more, like, an expression, I think,
S01 • E07 (laughs) - DAVE 00:05
(laughs)
S01 • E01 -Sure. -And then, I mean, - DAVE 00:06
-Sure. -And then, I mean,
S01 • E04 Well... [sighs] - DAVE 00:05
Well... [sighs]
S01 • E02 DAVE: Maybe a body wash could work as a shampoo, - DAVE 00:07
DAVE: Maybe a body wash could work as a shampoo,
S01 • E08 Thus, HR can't get mad at me again. (laughs) - DAVE 00:07
Thus, HR can't get mad at me again. (laughs)
S01 • E01 It's more... chicken-skinned or ribbed. - DAVE 00:04
It's more... chicken-skinned or ribbed.
S01 • E07 -(chuckling) -(inhaling) - DAVE 00:11
-(chuckling) -(inhaling)
S01 • E03 He was in a threesome with Kayla Waters and Mallory Parker. - DAVE 00:04
He was in a threesome with Kayla Waters and Mallory Parker.
S01 • E04 Yeah, but I don't-- I don'tunderstand why that's necessary, - DAVE 00:06
Yeah, but I don't-- I don'tunderstand why...
S01 • E08 Hey, Dave. Have you ever been sucked like this? - DAVE 00:05
Hey, Dave. Have you ever been sucked like this?
S01 • E01 So my dick skin is actually made of - DAVE 00:05
So my dick skin is actually made of
S01 • E06 You got something... you got something on your glasses. - DAVE 00:05
You got something... you got something on your glasses.
S01 • E01 So my theory is: when they had to replace - DAVE 00:07
So my theory is: when they had to replace
S01 • E07 (coughing) - DAVE 00:04
(coughing)
S01 • E06 -* Hi, I'm Dave * -* I'm Lil Dicky * - DAVE 00:13
-* Hi, I'm Dave * -* I'm Lil Dicky *
S01 • E08 -I do love to get sucked. -(laughter) - DAVE 00:05
-I do love to get sucked. -(laughter)
S01 • E02 I-I'll be at the counter. if you need me, - DAVE 00:04
I-I'll be at the counter. if you need me,