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DAVE

David

DAVE • S01E04 • 2020
[hacking] MIKE:
David

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MIKE: David.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:37
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E03 -Come on. Tell me. Tell me. -Milking porn. - DAVE 00:04
-Come on. Tell me. Tell me. -Milking porn.
S01 • E06 -The bunk is back together. -(whooping, laughter) - DAVE 00:23
-The bunk is back together. -(whooping, laughter)
S01 • E10 As a black man, I find this extremely offensive. - DAVE 00:04
As a black man, I find this extremely offensive.
S01 • E03 (gasps softly) - DAVE 00:06
(gasps softly)
S01 • E07 -Right. -really, you're waiting on me - DAVE 00:05
-Right. -really, you're waiting on me
S01 • E09 Don't worry about giving Chloe any money for my bachelorette, - DAVE 00:05
Don't worry about giving Chloe any money for my bachelo...
S01 • E10 -Mm. -The criminal justice system, - DAVE 00:07
-Mm. -The criminal justice system,
S01 • E04 What are you doing here? Are you just standing here - DAVE 00:04
What are you doing here? Are you just standing here
S01 • E01 Like, Jordan Beyers's parents are riding me - DAVE 00:06
Like, Jordan Beyers's parents are riding me
S01 • E02 It's ideal if he got hit by a fucking partybus, - DAVE 00:13
It's ideal if he got hit by a fucking partybus,
S02 • E05 Foul. - DAVE 00:31
Foul.
S01 • E03 So there's a big board with a hole in it, - DAVE 00:06
So there's a big board with a hole in it,
S01 • E09 Oh, no, but I'm-I'm-- of course I'm still gonna help - DAVE 00:05
Oh, no, but I'm-I'm-- of course I'm still gon...
S01 • E05 -♪ They don't care about my cock♪ -[whoops] - DAVE 00:33
-♪ They don't care about my cock♪ -[whoops]
S01 • E10 And for you, through a black art form no less, - DAVE 00:12
And for you, through a black art form no less,
S01 • E08 You know, you could be as big as him, - DAVE 00:05
You know, you could be as big as him,
S01 • E07 -No.'Cause producer tags are so corny, though. -Yeah, that... They are corny, - DAVE 00:09
-No.'Cause producer tags are so corny, though. -Yeah, t...
S01 • E04 I want to run something by you, though, um... - DAVE 00:05
I want to run something by you, though, um...
S01 • E09 Like, it-it wasn't cheap, - DAVE 00:05
Like, it-it wasn't cheap,
S01 • E03 And then, I would go under it, - DAVE 00:06
And then, I would go under it,