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I couldn't be more preciousabout this information

DAVE • S01E01 • 2020
I couldn't be more precious
about this information

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.057
I couldn't be more precious about this information.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:43
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E08 Or how I'd imagine it feels like. - DAVE 00:04
Or how I'd imagine it feels like.
S01 • E01 My own girlfriend doesn't know anything about this - DAVE 00:05
My own girlfriend doesn't know anything about this
S01 • E04 I'm just eating shit, just like... [imitating Pac-Man] - DAVE 00:10
I'm just eating shit, just like... [imitating Pac-Man]
S01 • E01 Well, if-if you're comfortable, - DAVE 00:04
Well, if-if you're comfortable,
S01 • E09 -* Hi, I'm Dave * -* I'm Lil Dicky * - DAVE 00:13
-* Hi, I'm Dave * -* I'm Lil Dicky *
S01 • E01 I just had to explain all that, 'cause I didn't want you - DAVE 00:04
I just had to explain all that, 'cause I didn't wa...
S01 • E03 Oh. I didn't know - DAVE 00:05
Oh. I didn't know
S01 • E05 Right? I'm just a little, actually, - DAVE 00:09
Right? I'm just a little, actually,
S01 • E06 Elliot was company quite often. - DAVE 00:04
Elliot was company quite often.
S01 • E04 -Hmm. -Emma got us into this, like, very cool - DAVE 00:04
-Hmm. -Emma got us into this, like, very cool
S01 • E03 I mean, beyond cosmetically, - DAVE 00:08
I mean, beyond cosmetically,
S01 • E08 I have a slack jaw, and a underbite. - DAVE 00:05
I have a slack jaw, and a underbite.
S01 • E09 "When I wanted to invite Anthony Turner to my eighth grade dance, - DAVE 00:14
"When I wanted to invite Anthony Turner to my eighth gr...
S01 • E02 -Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's a great time. -[alert chimes] - DAVE 00:06
-Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's a great time. -[alert chimes]
S01 • E06 I love that spa, - DAVE 00:07
I love that spa,
S01 • E03 It's the scarring, the mislocated pee hole, - DAVE 00:06
It's the scarring, the mislocated pee hole,
S01 • E08 Come back with something better, - DAVE 00:07
Come back with something better,
S01 • E05 I'm not in the gang, and I just want to make sure - DAVE 00:05
I'm not in the gang, and I just want to make sure
S01 • E07 (drawer opens) - DAVE 00:08
(drawer opens)
S01 • E01 Okay. I mean, but can't genital herpes look like razor bumps? - DAVE 00:04
Okay. I mean, but can't genital herpes look like razor ...