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I don't know, Al. There was never a great time
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I don't know, Al.There was never a great time to pull you aside and say,"Hey, my dick...

DAVE • S01E03 • 2020
I don't know, Al.
There was never a great time to pull you aside and say,
"Hey, my dick looks like an old pile
of worms." Don't leave

Full Transcript

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I don't know, Al. There was never a great time
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to pull you aside and say, "Hey, my dick
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looks like an old pile of worms."
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Don't leave.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:15
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E09 I still want to know. (chuckles) - DAVE 00:06
I still want to know. (chuckles)
S01 • E09 I realized something about magic. - DAVE 00:04
I realized something about magic.
S01 • E01 I don't know what Nutti has told you, - DAVE 00:08
I don't know what Nutti has told you,
S01 • E10 You've been there for me, like, when I was down, bro, - DAVE 00:04
You've been there for me, like, when I was down, bro,
S01 • E10 -ANGELA: Wow. -...doing shit - DAVE 00:04
-ANGELA: Wow. -...doing shit
S01 • E04 You know, I hadthis other thought for T-shirts, - DAVE 00:06
You know, I hadthis other thought for T-shirts,
S01 • E09 The magic behind... magic, - DAVE 00:07
The magic behind... magic,
S01 • E01 * Beggars with dough, she fuck it up, she know I got knots * - DAVE 00:36
* Beggars with dough, she fuck it up, she know I got knots *
S01 • E08 -Oh, well, get used to it, Tootsie Pop. -(laughs) - DAVE 00:06
-Oh, well, get used to it, Tootsie Pop. -(laughs)
S01 • E10 If having Gata be a part of my rap career - DAVE 00:14
If having Gata be a part of my rap career
S01 • E09 It's that someone cared enough - DAVE 00:07
It's that someone cared enough
S01 • E04 WOMAN: Oh, my God! It's... it's... - DAVE 00:04
WOMAN: Oh, my God! It's... it's...
S01 • E09 The real magic is all - DAVE 00:09
The real magic is all
S01 • E06 Well, lucky for you, you're just in time for the 8:15 fart. - DAVE 00:05
Well, lucky for you, you're just in time for the 8:15 f...
S01 • E02 We can't do that. We're too white for that. We're not allowed. - DAVE 00:04
We can't do that. We're too white for that. We...
S01 • E04 Do "Somebody suck me." - DAVE 00:06
Do "Somebody suck me."
S01 • E06 All aboard! (strains, farts) - DAVE 00:08
All aboard! (strains, farts)
S01 • E10 -Mm-hmm. -I know that's a bizarre thing to say, but he's, like-- - DAVE 00:08
-Mm-hmm. -I know that's a bizarre thing to say, but he&...
S01 • E09 So... what I thought for years - DAVE 00:06
So... what I thought for years
S01 • E04 -I don't want to. -MAN: Hey, are you - DAVE 00:05
-I don't want to. -MAN: Hey, are you