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I don't even knowwho this guy is or even if he's a real person.I've never met him

DAVE • S01E01 • 2020
I don't even know
who this guy is or even if he's a real person.
I've never met him

Full Transcript

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I don't even know who this guy is
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or even if he's a real person. I've never met him.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:17
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E06 You guys got catering out the door to the right, - DAVE 00:05
You guys got catering out the door to the right,
S01 • E04 You know, usually, part of the creative process is creating, - DAVE 00:07
You know, usually, part of the creative process is creating,
S01 • E06 -You good? -Meet and greet. Okay, - DAVE 00:05
-You good? -Meet and greet. Okay,
S01 • E07 I-I actually would rather just pull all my teeth out, - DAVE 00:08
I-I actually would rather just pull all my teeth out,
S01 • E03 'Cause I'm trying to watch this shit - DAVE 00:05
'Cause I'm trying to watch this shit
S01 • E02 Get the fuck out of here. [laughs] - DAVE 00:05
Get the fuck out of here. [laughs]
S01 • E09 -What was the speech idea? -Uh... - DAVE 00:04
-What was the speech idea? -Uh...
S01 • E04 [penguin whistles on TV] - DAVE 00:06
[penguin whistles on TV]
S01 • E06 Hey, you want me to bring any sluts back here? - DAVE 00:05
Hey, you want me to bring any sluts back here?
S01 • E05 You gave the beat that you were holding for me away - DAVE 00:06
You gave the beat that you were holding for me away
S01 • E08 I feel like Bieber probably kissed women - DAVE 00:05
I feel like Bieber probably kissed women
S01 • E07 Excuse me? I work for the sponsor, - DAVE 00:04
Excuse me? I work for the sponsor,
S01 • E01 But I love you so much. You're my moon, you're my rock, - DAVE 00:05
But I love you so much. You're my moon, you're my ...
S01 • E04 [penguin squawks on TV] - DAVE 00:07
[penguin squawks on TV]
S02 • E09 No! No! - DAVE 00:09
No! No!
S01 • E06 -Don't steal them. -(stammers) - DAVE 00:05
-Don't steal them. -(stammers)
S01 • E07 (chuckles) - DAVE 00:12
(chuckles)
S01 • E05 If, let's say, Beyoncé was like,"Yo, Elz, I need a beat - DAVE 00:10
If, let's say, Beyoncé was like,"Yo, Elz, I need a...
S01 • E06 -To eat here. -I'm gonna run out - DAVE 00:05
-To eat here. -I'm gonna run out
S01 • E03 -Pass that bud, please. -(chuckles) - DAVE 00:05
-Pass that bud, please. -(chuckles)