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I don't want to contemplateeither of those options

DAVE • S01E07 • 2020
I don't want to contemplate
either of those options

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.001
I don't want to contemplate either of those options.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:55
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E05 I mean, I don't think they film shit like that - DAVE 00:04
I mean, I don't think they film shit like that
S01 • E08 -I'm trying to show that, like, I'm a great rapper. -Dude, it's, like, - DAVE 00:13
-I'm trying to show that, like, I'm a great rapper...
S01 • E01 * Look... * - DAVE 00:05
* Look... *
S01 • E03 -No. -We are just clearing a table, - DAVE 00:05
-No. -We are just clearing a table,
S01 • E05 Come on, bro. If you want - DAVE 00:04
Come on, bro. If you want
S01 • E01 No, it's my job. I-I don't ask you to come home - DAVE 00:04
No, it's my job. I-I don't ask you to come home
S01 • E04 Aren't you the guy who runsa rinky-dink operation that lets - DAVE 00:06
Aren't you the guy who runsa rinky-dink operation that...
S01 • E09 Do you, do you not decant your olive oil - DAVE 00:05
Do you, do you not decant your olive oil
S01 • E10 You know, when I signed to you guys, it was very clear: - DAVE 00:05
You know, when I signed to you guys, it was very clear:
S01 • E02 How do I make this, how do I make this song, John? - DAVE 00:04
How do I make this, how do I make this song, John?
S01 • E01 Oh, you just asked me if pork was beef. - DAVE 00:04
Oh, you just asked me if pork was beef.
S01 • E04 You don't even own LilDicky.com. - DAVE 00:04
You don't even own LilDicky.com.
S01 • E02 [phone chimes] - DAVE 00:07
[phone chimes]
S01 • E01 There are a lot of people that don't know that distinction. - DAVE 00:05
There are a lot of people that don't know that distinct...
S01 • E09 I'm almost done with my 15 minutes of daily - DAVE 00:04
I'm almost done with my 15 minutes of daily
S01 • E10 Okay, Dave, you are signed to us now. Okay? - DAVE 00:04
Okay, Dave, you are signed to us now. Okay?
S01 • E03 I like my sex the way it is where it's plain - DAVE 00:05
I like my sex the way it is where it's plain
S01 • E09 There are so many comments lately about me being "hot." - DAVE 00:07
There are so many comments lately about me being "hot.&...
S01 • E05 -You can't afford rent, so no. -I'm just trying - DAVE 00:05
-You can't afford rent, so no. -I'm just trying
S01 • E02 Bro, why do you always invite this man? - DAVE 00:04
Bro, why do you always invite this man?