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I hate talking about how,like, wet your pussy is -or how hard my dick is.-Okay, so you...

DAVE • S01E03 • 2020
I hate talking about how,
like, wet your pussy is -or how hard my dick is.
-Okay, so you don't like
talking dirty, -but you like fucking Jell-O
with feet?
-Yeah

Full Transcript

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I hate talking about how, like, wet your pussy is
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-or how hard my dick is. -Okay, so you don't like talking dirty,
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-but you like fucking Jell-O with feet? -Yeah.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
57
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:00
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E09 Dave, they like your song "My Dick Sucks." - DAVE 00:06
Dave, they like your song "My Dick Sucks."
S01 • E10 You know, not-not being, like, uh, seen as a typical rapper? - DAVE 00:05
You know, not-not being, like, uh, seen as a typical rapper?
S01 • E02 We didn't expect him to come and the city ordinance - DAVE 00:04
We didn't expect him to come and the city ordinance
S01 • E03 Maybe I like doing it 'cause it doesn't ask anything of me - DAVE 00:07
Maybe I like doing it 'cause it doesn't ask anythi...
S01 • E09 If you want this to be your career, - DAVE 00:04
If you want this to be your career,
S01 • E08 Aware that you have transgender family, - DAVE 00:05
Aware that you have transgender family,
S01 • E05 I think it's pretty cool that - DAVE 00:06
I think it's pretty cool that
S01 • E07 * Yes, I know That I'm a rapper * - DAVE 00:10
* Yes, I know That I'm a rapper *
S01 • E02 Whatever you guys want. I got a ton of hits, - DAVE 00:06
Whatever you guys want. I got a ton of hits,
S01 • E10 I just, like, if I'm gonna meetsomeone, I'm not gonna be like, - DAVE 00:06
I just, like, if I'm gonna meetsomeone, I'm not...
S01 • E01 You know, I have to assume that my money's gone, - DAVE 00:09
You know, I have to assume that my money's gone,
S02 • E05 [muttering] - DAVE 00:29
[muttering]
S01 • E08 For the sake of this argument, - DAVE 00:05
For the sake of this argument,
S01 • E03 -I can just be in and out and do my business. -I didn't ask you to do any - DAVE 00:04
-I can just be in and out and do my business. -I didn't...
S01 • E03 I just asked you to be open - DAVE 00:04
I just asked you to be open
S01 • E08 It was like me saying, "I want to give birth." - DAVE 00:05
It was like me saying, "I want to give birth."
S01 • E09 I-If you don't sign the deal, - DAVE 00:04
I-If you don't sign the deal,
S01 • E02 I mean, hey, it's Macklemore. - DAVE 00:04
I mean, hey, it's Macklemore.
S01 • E01 Nutti changed his number. You got to kill that energy - DAVE 00:06
Nutti changed his number. You got to kill that energy
S01 • E03 And I asked you, - DAVE 00:10
And I asked you,