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I just have, like, a very bizarre situation down
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I just have, like,a very bizarre situation down-- okay, when I was born, I came out of the...

DAVE • S01E01 • 2020
I just have, like,
a very bizarre situation down-- okay, when I was born, I came out of the womb
with a tangled urethra, so immediately they had to go in -and do all types
of surgery to it.
-Mm-hmm

Full Transcript

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I just have, like, a very bizarre situation down--
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okay, when I was born,
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I came out of the womb with a tangled urethra,
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so immediately they had to go in
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-and do all types of surgery to it. -Mm-hmm.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:05
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E02 Y-You should only hit the buttonif you need something unlocked. - DAVE 00:05
Y-You should only hit the buttonif you need something...
S01 • E06 Make this the funniest shit I've ever saw. - DAVE 00:04
Make this the funniest shit I've ever saw.
S01 • E05 Oh. Uh, Philadelphia is where it's happening. - DAVE 00:04
Oh. Uh, Philadelphia is where it's happening.
S01 • E06 (exhales sharply) - DAVE 00:12
(exhales sharply)
S01 • E09 -* Yes, it was * -(laughs) - DAVE 00:23
-* Yes, it was * -(laughs)
S01 • E02 It says "Push button for help." - DAVE 00:06
It says "Push button for help."
S01 • E05 Uh, it was more, like, an expression, I think, - DAVE 00:05
Uh, it was more, like, an expression, I think,
S01 • E07 (laughs) - DAVE 00:05
(laughs)
S01 • E02 DAVE: Maybe a body wash could work as a shampoo, - DAVE 00:07
DAVE: Maybe a body wash could work as a shampoo,
S01 • E04 Well... [sighs] - DAVE 00:05
Well... [sighs]
S01 • E01 -Sure. -And then, I mean, - DAVE 00:06
-Sure. -And then, I mean,
S01 • E08 Thus, HR can't get mad at me again. (laughs) - DAVE 00:07
Thus, HR can't get mad at me again. (laughs)
S01 • E01 It's more... chicken-skinned or ribbed. - DAVE 00:04
It's more... chicken-skinned or ribbed.
S01 • E07 -(chuckling) -(inhaling) - DAVE 00:11
-(chuckling) -(inhaling)
S01 • E03 He was in a threesome with Kayla Waters and Mallory Parker. - DAVE 00:04
He was in a threesome with Kayla Waters and Mallory Parker.
S01 • E04 Yeah, but I don't-- I don'tunderstand why that's necessary, - DAVE 00:06
Yeah, but I don't-- I don'tunderstand why...
S01 • E08 Hey, Dave. Have you ever been sucked like this? - DAVE 00:05
Hey, Dave. Have you ever been sucked like this?
S01 • E01 So my dick skin is actually made of - DAVE 00:05
So my dick skin is actually made of
S01 • E06 You got something... you got something on your glasses. - DAVE 00:05
You got something... you got something on your glasses.
S01 • E07 (coughing) - DAVE 00:04
(coughing)