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I was just trying to think about what happened
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I was just tryingto think about what happened and replaying everything andthinking about...

DAVE • S01E01 • 2020
I was just trying
to think about what happened and replaying everything and
thinking about who the suspects -could even be and...
-Oh, and you thought of my son

Full Transcript

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I was just trying to think about what happened
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and replaying everything and thinking about who the suspects
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-could even be and... -Oh, and you thought of my son.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:37
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E05 I have a small penis - DAVE 00:04
I have a small penis
S01 • E09 So, I'm Ally, - DAVE 00:05
So, I'm Ally,
S01 • E04 [Mike laughs quietly] - DAVE 00:06
[Mike laughs quietly]
S01 • E03 So, sex with your human girlfriend - DAVE 00:10
So, sex with your human girlfriend
S01 • E09 And as sisters, Julie and I competed - DAVE 00:06
And as sisters, Julie and I competed
S01 • E10 So you just walk around with a token black guy - DAVE 00:05
So you just walk around with a token black guy
S01 • E08 And by the way, - DAVE 00:06
And by the way,
S01 • E05 Sunglass connoisseur, pizza lover, I'm bipolar, - DAVE 00:05
Sunglass connoisseur, pizza lover, I'm bipolar,
S01 • E09 The slice of pizza with the most pepperoni on it, - DAVE 00:09
The slice of pizza with the most pepperoni on it,
S01 • E03 And I-I feel like I'm trying to figure out what you want, - DAVE 00:05
And I-I feel like I'm trying to figure out what you wan...
S01 • E05 I didn't think he was gonna get into mental illness, - DAVE 00:08
I didn't think he was gonna get into mental illness,
S01 • E02 -Thanks, bro. -[crowd cheering] - DAVE 00:04
-Thanks, bro. -[crowd cheering]
S01 • E07 I'm gonna miss you so much, - DAVE 00:05
I'm gonna miss you so much,
S01 • E02 How's everybody feeling? Let's do this for John. - DAVE 00:04
How's everybody feeling? Let's do this for John.
S01 • E09 -(laughter) -And when Julie and I - DAVE 00:06
-(laughter) -And when Julie and I
S01 • E04 Somebody suck me! - DAVE 00:04
Somebody suck me!
S01 • E06 Yeah, I-I do need you guys to go, too, though. - DAVE 00:04
Yeah, I-I do need you guys to go, too, though.
S01 • E05 This is my DJ... Elz. - DAVE 00:04
This is my DJ... Elz.
S01 • E02 -Thank God. -MACKLEMORE: He loved basketball, - DAVE 00:07
-Thank God. -MACKLEMORE: He loved basketball,
S01 • E06 I just, like, need a minute to myself. - DAVE 00:05
I just, like, need a minute to myself.