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I know. I wasn't, like-- Jesus Christ! What the fuck
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I know. I wasn't, like--Jesus Christ! What the fuck is that?

DAVE • S01E03 • 2020
I know. I wasn't, like--
Jesus Christ! What the fuck is that?

Full Transcript

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I know. I wasn't, like-- Jesus Christ! What the fuck
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is that?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:13
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E05 We appreciate you sharing all this with us, like, seriously. - DAVE 00:04
We appreciate you sharing all this with us, like, seriously.
S01 • E06 -Where are my parents? -I don't know where your mom is, - DAVE 00:05
-Where are my parents? -I don't know where your mom is,
S01 • E09 (indistinct chatter) - DAVE 00:09
(indistinct chatter)
S01 • E04 -Like, do you have any non-cockamamie ideas? -Oh, okay, okay. - DAVE 00:04
-Like, do you have any non-cockamamie ideas? -Oh, okay, okay...
S01 • E05 This dude right here rubs acne on his back, no problem. - DAVE 00:05
This dude right here rubs acne on his back, no problem.
S01 • E04 I think if the music thing is not working right now-- - DAVE 00:08
I think if the music thing is not working right now--
S01 • E02 -MIKE: They need it. They're sad right now. -GATA: Bro, you gotta tear - DAVE 00:04
-MIKE: They need it. They're sad right now. -GATA: Bro,...
S01 • E01 Soft, it's never even grown at all, - DAVE 00:05
Soft, it's never even grown at all,
S01 • E03 A Fuck Me Silly, Da-- - DAVE 00:05
A Fuck Me Silly, Da--
S01 • E08 I feel like CNN would've had that story - DAVE 00:04
I feel like CNN would've had that story
S02 • E02 [laughter] - DAVE 00:18
[laughter]
S01 • E05 He knows all the hip-hop urban lingo - DAVE 00:06
He knows all the hip-hop urban lingo
S01 • E09 (indistinct chatter) - DAVE 00:06
(indistinct chatter)
S01 • E08 I mean, any screen in... in, like, the world would've - DAVE 00:05
I mean, any screen in... in, like, the world would've
S01 • E02 [crowd gasping] - DAVE 00:04
[crowd gasping]
S01 • E04 You-you... you put out a video - DAVE 00:06
You-you... you put out a video
S01 • E08 Like, "everything's different now." - DAVE 00:04
Like, "everything's different now."
S01 • E02 [crying] - DAVE 00:07
[crying]
S01 • E09 A-And they're gonna pull the deal, which I got up to 250, - DAVE 00:05
A-And they're gonna pull the deal, which I got up to 25...
S01 • E08 Yeah, google it-- google "man gives birth." - DAVE 00:05
Yeah, google it-- google "man gives birth."