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I never would come herepurposely trying to fuck your shit up

DAVE • S01E05 • 2020
I never would come here
purposely trying to fuck your shit up

Full Transcript

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I never would come here purposely trying
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to fuck your shit up.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:57
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E01 As soon as the money went through, - DAVE 00:06
As soon as the money went through,
S01 • E06 -Like... -Dave, I have, like, a million things to do - DAVE 00:07
-Like... -Dave, I have, like, a million things to do
S01 • E04 I think you're underestimating how dumb the Internet is. - DAVE 00:04
I think you're underestimating how dumb the Internet is...
S01 • E02 Hey, uh, so Macklemore's here. - DAVE 00:05
Hey, uh, so Macklemore's here.
S01 • E03 I hate talking about how, like, wet your pussy is - DAVE 00:09
I hate talking about how, like, wet your pussy is
S01 • E10 -I know, right? -[chuckles] - DAVE 00:05
-I know, right? -[chuckles]
S01 • E09 Dave, they like your song "My Dick Sucks." - DAVE 00:06
Dave, they like your song "My Dick Sucks."
S01 • E10 You know, not-not being, like, uh, seen as a typical rapper? - DAVE 00:05
You know, not-not being, like, uh, seen as a typical rapper?
S01 • E02 We didn't expect him to come and the city ordinance - DAVE 00:04
We didn't expect him to come and the city ordinance
S01 • E09 If you want this to be your career, - DAVE 00:04
If you want this to be your career,
S01 • E05 I think it's pretty cool that - DAVE 00:06
I think it's pretty cool that
S01 • E08 Aware that you have transgender family, - DAVE 00:05
Aware that you have transgender family,
S01 • E03 Maybe I like doing it 'cause it doesn't ask anything of me - DAVE 00:07
Maybe I like doing it 'cause it doesn't ask anythi...
S01 • E01 You know, I have to assume that my money's gone, - DAVE 00:09
You know, I have to assume that my money's gone,
S01 • E10 I just, like, if I'm gonna meetsomeone, I'm not gonna be like, - DAVE 00:06
I just, like, if I'm gonna meetsomeone, I'm not...
S01 • E02 Whatever you guys want. I got a ton of hits, - DAVE 00:06
Whatever you guys want. I got a ton of hits,
S01 • E07 * Yes, I know That I'm a rapper * - DAVE 00:10
* Yes, I know That I'm a rapper *
S02 • E05 [muttering] - DAVE 00:29
[muttering]
S01 • E08 For the sake of this argument, - DAVE 00:05
For the sake of this argument,
S01 • E03 -I can just be in and out and do my business. -I didn't ask you to do any - DAVE 00:04
-I can just be in and out and do my business. -I didn't...