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I promise you nobody is gonna get scalpedfor Dave's tickets

DAVE • S01E06 • 2020
I promise you nobody is gonna get scalped
for Dave's tickets

Full Transcript

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I promise you
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nobody is gonna get scalped for Dave's tickets.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:06
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E02 Oh, I hope you don't mistake my questions - DAVE 00:05
Oh, I hope you don't mistake my questions
S01 • E09 Like, every single one of my songs - DAVE 00:05
Like, every single one of my songs
S01 • E05 I just feel like you're makingme look very lame or something. - DAVE 00:04
I just feel like you're makingme look very lame or...
S01 • E07 Bro, I don't have any money. - DAVE 00:04
Bro, I don't have any money.
S01 • E09 -Really? -Yeah. So many different labels are courting me left and right, - DAVE 00:06
-Really? -Yeah. So many different labels are courting me lef...
S01 • E06 Will-will other rapper artists' parents be there? - DAVE 00:06
Will-will other rapper artists' parents be there?
S01 • E05 Very valid attempt-- I just think, I'm already - DAVE 00:19
Very valid attempt-- I just think, I'm already
S01 • E01 -Everything that you know. -You want me to - DAVE 00:05
-Everything that you know. -You want me to
S01 • E07 That's a... awful lot of money - DAVE 00:06
That's a... awful lot of money
S01 • E06 Uh, yeah. Actually, yes, Meek Mill's parents will be there. - DAVE 00:06
Uh, yeah. Actually, yes, Meek Mill's parents will be th...
S01 • E04 No. Just, like, weed cough. - DAVE 00:04
No. Just, like, weed cough.
S01 • E01 My dick wants to rip out of its skin - DAVE 00:05
My dick wants to rip out of its skin
S01 • E02 -[different beat playing] -No, like... - DAVE 00:04
-[different beat playing] -No, like...
S01 • E03 -Wow. -And when I say "your," - DAVE 00:07
-Wow. -And when I say "your,"
S01 • E09 -Oh, my goodness. -It's not a huge deal, but it's certainly something - DAVE 00:05
-Oh, my goodness. -It's not a huge deal, but it's ...
S01 • E01 I don't know... where to go with that. - DAVE 00:04
I don't know... where to go with that.
S01 • E04 -So m... -[coughing] - DAVE 00:06
-So m... -[coughing]
S01 • E02 Too urban? What are you, a politician - DAVE 00:05
Too urban? What are you, a politician
S01 • E09 You know what a good metaphor is? I feel like, you know how - DAVE 00:06
You know what a good metaphor is? I feel like, you know how
S01 • E04 Unbelievable amount of phlegm in that cough. - DAVE 00:05
Unbelievable amount of phlegm in that cough.