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I would have lovedto have had the opportunity to tweet aboutmy concert myself

DAVE • S01E06 • 2020
I would have loved
to have had the opportunity to tweet about
my concert myself

Full Transcript

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I would have loved to have had the opportunity
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to tweet about my concert myself.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:42
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E09 No, you don't get it, and I, and I can't keep apologizing - DAVE 00:05
No, you don't get it, and I, and I can't keep apol...
S01 • E01 ELZ: "Yeah, Mr. Gator, Mr. Nuts, your 10:00 is here." - DAVE 00:11
ELZ: "Yeah, Mr. Gator, Mr. Nuts, your 10:00 is here.&qu...
S01 • E07 -Okay. -We cry a little bit, - DAVE 00:05
-Okay. -We cry a little bit,
S01 • E05 I take eight to ten pills every night, bro-- like, - DAVE 00:07
I take eight to ten pills every night, bro-- like,
S01 • E09 (short laugh) - DAVE 00:11
(short laugh)
S01 • E08 When I pulled Mason out of my vagina, - DAVE 00:10
When I pulled Mason out of my vagina,
S01 • E03 Okay, just hurry up. Please, please, please, - DAVE 00:05
Okay, just hurry up. Please, please, please,
S01 • E04 Valid. You also spent one of those hours - DAVE 00:05
Valid. You also spent one of those hours
S01 • E07 Step three-- lady's choice. - DAVE 00:04
Step three-- lady's choice.
S01 • E04 I'm totally okay if a guy doesn't like me, - DAVE 00:05
I'm totally okay if a guy doesn't like me,
S01 • E06 I mean, I-- I don't know, I mean, we do say - DAVE 00:04
I mean, I-- I don't know, I mean, we do say
S01 • E02 -[crying] -I appreciate that. - DAVE 00:04
-[crying] -I appreciate that.
S01 • E05 It's much harder to stay mad at this point. - DAVE 00:06
It's much harder to stay mad at this point.
S01 • E06 Like, I-- Well-well, you say "litty." - DAVE 00:08
Like, I-- Well-well, you say "litty."
S01 • E07 * 'Cause when it all comes crashing down... * - DAVE 00:05
* 'Cause when it all comes crashing down... *
S01 • E03 (toilet flushing) - DAVE 00:08
(toilet flushing)
S01 • E02 Thank you. [sniffles] Thanks. - DAVE 00:04
Thank you. [sniffles] Thanks.
S01 • E07 * Don't leave, it's my fault * - DAVE 00:55
* Don't leave, it's my fault *
S01 • E04 You got to have some kind of, like, - DAVE 00:05
You got to have some kind of, like,
S01 • E08 Nothing is li-- - DAVE 00:05
Nothing is li--