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If I ever sign with a label, it would only beto use them as a machine

DAVE • S01E08 • 2020
If I ever sign with a label, it would only be
to use them as a machine

Full Transcript

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If I ever sign with a label,
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it would only be to use them as a machine.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:42
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E06 -Man. -But it was, like, very-- - DAVE 00:04
-Man. -But it was, like, very--
S01 • E02 Make it funny, and-and heartfelt. - DAVE 00:04
Make it funny, and-and heartfelt.
S01 • E01 Man, if you don't stop tripping, - DAVE 00:05
Man, if you don't stop tripping,
S03 • E06 Man, this some real Bad Boys shit right here. - DAVE 00:12
Man, this some real Bad Boys shit right here.
S01 • E06 Like, that's where I really felt like a star for the first time - DAVE 00:07
Like, that's where I really felt like a star for the fi...
S01 • E03 * It is weird yet lit * - DAVE 00:13
* It is weird yet lit *
S01 • E08 There's no idea you could give me - DAVE 00:05
There's no idea you could give me
S01 • E02 -And cool. -Yeah. -Sure. - DAVE 00:04
-And cool. -Yeah. -Sure.
S01 • E01 You Gucci. You're gonna go in there, show your face, - DAVE 00:04
You Gucci. You're gonna go in there, show your face,
S01 • E02 I am a professional. I do have a slow process typically, - DAVE 00:05
I am a professional. I do have a slow process typically,
S01 • E06 Like, there was this one talent show in particular - DAVE 00:10
Like, there was this one talent show in particular
S01 • E01 How can this possibly get me closer to a YG verse? - DAVE 00:04
How can this possibly get me closer to a YG verse?
S02 • E06 [laughs] - DAVE 00:31
[laughs]
S01 • E01 Check this out. I used to be in Miami all the time, - DAVE 00:05
Check this out. I used to be in Miami all the time,
S01 • E08 Just think of us as planets around your sun. - DAVE 00:04
Just think of us as planets around your sun.
S01 • E03 And make the delay like, "Ass, ass, ass, ass." - DAVE 00:07
And make the delay like, "Ass, ass, ass, ass."
S01 • E08 Well, I believe in simulation theory right now, so that's... - DAVE 00:04
Well, I believe in simulation theory right now, so that'...
S01 • E07 Look, we were friends before whatever happened last night, - DAVE 00:07
Look, we were friends before whatever happened last night,
S01 • E01 I'm in there with my boys. We chilling with some dudes - DAVE 00:05
I'm in there with my boys. We chilling with some dudes
S01 • E06 And I went onstage with, like, no idea what I was going to do, - DAVE 00:04
And I went onstage with, like, no idea what I was going to d...