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If I open the door for you,it's too nice for me to do that.I just don't know what you want...

DAVE • S01E07 • 2020
If I open the door for you,
it's too nice for me to do that.
I just don't know what you want from me,
and I'm following your lead, and you're just
all over the place

Full Transcript

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If I open the door for you, it's too nice
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for me to do that. I just don't know
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what you want from me, and I'm following your lead,
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and you're just all over the place.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:12
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E05 I know, honey. I know. We're gonna get through this. - DAVE 00:04
I know, honey. I know. We're gonna get through this.
S01 • E01 Well, I didn't say that Ally Wernick gave me head. - DAVE 00:04
Well, I didn't say that Ally Wernick gave me head.
S01 • E08 Bro, can you believe that this guy Benny Blanco - DAVE 00:04
Bro, can you believe that this guy Benny Blanco
S01 • E01 I was very nonspecific. It just said, "Just got head." - DAVE 00:07
I was very nonspecific. It just said, "Just got head.&q...
S01 • E04 Let me ask you this, though-- does he understand - DAVE 00:05
Let me ask you this, though-- does he understand
S01 • E09 I don't know. I mean, my parents would bring us to, - DAVE 00:08
I don't know. I mean, my parents would bring us to,
S01 • E10 Or... everyone's gonna think it's terrible, - DAVE 00:06
Or... everyone's gonna think it's terrible,
S01 • E02 Is this the final... product that we're seeing, or...? - DAVE 00:04
Is this the final... product that we're seeing, or...?
S01 • E08 -Can I ask you something? -Mm-hmm. - DAVE 00:04
-Can I ask you something? -Mm-hmm.
S01 • E04 -I... Yeah, I think so. -Somebody suck me! - DAVE 00:05
-I... Yeah, I think so. -Somebody suck me!
S01 • E06 Well, it's not just any concert, I'm the father of the rapper. - DAVE 00:05
Well, it's not just any concert, I'm the father of...
S01 • E10 But it's what you wanted this whole time, - DAVE 00:06
But it's what you wanted this whole time,
S01 • E08 Do you think Dave is gonna be as big as he thinks he is? - DAVE 00:05
Do you think Dave is gonna be as big as he thinks he is?
S01 • E01 Nobody, Al. It's fictitious head. It's a joke. - DAVE 00:04
Nobody, Al. It's fictitious head. It's a joke.
S01 • E03 So, y-you just lay there, - DAVE 00:05
So, y-you just lay there,
S03 • E06 Oh... (scoffs) - DAVE 00:16
Oh... (scoffs)
S01 • E09 Oh, wait-wait-wait. (gasps) - DAVE 00:06
Oh, wait-wait-wait. (gasps)
S01 • E04 [laughter] - DAVE 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E02 [sighs] Like, imagine, like, your whole life, - DAVE 00:07
[sighs] Like, imagine, like, your whole life,
S01 • E05 You're just sitting there, - DAVE 00:09
You're just sitting there,