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It was like me saying,"I want to give birth." So I'll let you have this

DAVE • S01E08 • 2020
It was like me saying,
"I want to give birth." So I'll let you have this

Full Transcript

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It was like me saying, "I want to give birth."
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So I'll let you have this.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:18
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E09 I-If you don't sign the deal, - DAVE 00:04
I-If you don't sign the deal,
S01 • E02 I mean, hey, it's Macklemore. - DAVE 00:04
I mean, hey, it's Macklemore.
S01 • E01 Nutti changed his number. You got to kill that energy - DAVE 00:06
Nutti changed his number. You got to kill that energy
S01 • E03 And I asked you, - DAVE 00:10
And I asked you,
S01 • E05 -I'm glad I met you, bro. -And I don't even think - DAVE 00:05
-I'm glad I met you, bro. -And I don't even think
S01 • E10 I mean, there's jokes in it because I'm, like, - DAVE 00:07
I mean, there's jokes in it because I'm, like,
S01 • E06 (overlapping chatter) - DAVE 00:06
(overlapping chatter)
S01 • E01 -That's what I just said. -Who would change their number in the middle of - DAVE 00:07
-That's what I just said. -Who would change their numbe...
S01 • E09 -Sign the deal, Dave. -(glass clinking) - DAVE 00:04
-Sign the deal, Dave. -(glass clinking)
S01 • E02 I just don't sell posters, but... yet. - DAVE 00:05
I just don't sell posters, but... yet.
S01 • E08 What's it like for your entire family - DAVE 00:07
What's it like for your entire family
S01 • E10 I mean, I worry about just abouteverything, Charlamagne. - DAVE 00:05
I mean, I worry about just abouteverything, Charlamagne.
S01 • E01 I was just trying to think about what happened - DAVE 00:09
I was just trying to think about what happened
S01 • E08 I mean, I would rather do it with my entire family - DAVE 00:06
I mean, I would rather do it with my entire family
S01 • E09 So, I'm Ally, - DAVE 00:05
So, I'm Ally,
S01 • E05 I have a small penis - DAVE 00:04
I have a small penis
S01 • E04 [Mike laughs quietly] - DAVE 00:06
[Mike laughs quietly]
S01 • E03 So, sex with your human girlfriend - DAVE 00:10
So, sex with your human girlfriend
S01 • E09 And as sisters, Julie and I competed - DAVE 00:06
And as sisters, Julie and I competed
S01 • E08 And by the way, - DAVE 00:06
And by the way,