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It's the scarring, the mislocated pee hole
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It's the scarring,the mislocated pee hole, the second pee hole

DAVE • S01E03 • 2020
It's the scarring,
the mislocated pee hole, the second pee hole

Full Transcript

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It's the scarring, the mislocated pee hole,
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the second pee hole.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:05
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E05 I'm not in the gang, and I just want to make sure - DAVE 00:05
I'm not in the gang, and I just want to make sure
S01 • E08 Come back with something better, - DAVE 00:07
Come back with something better,
S01 • E07 (drawer opens) - DAVE 00:08
(drawer opens)
S01 • E01 Okay. I mean, but can't genital herpes look like razor bumps? - DAVE 00:04
Okay. I mean, but can't genital herpes look like razor ...
S01 • E03 Well, the second pee hole, - DAVE 00:04
Well, the second pee hole,
S01 • E04 Like real, a-above Dave-level celebrities. Uh... - DAVE 00:05
Like real, a-above Dave-level celebrities. Uh...
S01 • E02 -Listen, man... -♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪ - DAVE 00:10
-Listen, man... -♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪
S01 • E04 -Hmm. -I also, I heard, I heard that the women - DAVE 00:09
-Hmm. -I also, I heard, I heard that the women
S01 • E05 Like, if Bloods see this picture, seriously, - DAVE 00:08
Like, if Bloods see this picture, seriously,
S01 • E03 He doesn't want to wear a diaper! He's fine - DAVE 00:06
He doesn't want to wear a diaper! He's fine
S01 • E09 But I-I guess people don't-- Should I say that - DAVE 00:05
But I-I guess people don't-- Should I say that
S01 • E01 Well, you should know there's a very big disconnect - DAVE 00:07
Well, you should know there's a very big disconnect
S01 • E06 -No, that's unleavened bread. -Bad bite. Ow. Sorry. - DAVE 00:04
-No, that's unleavened bread. -Bad bite. Ow. Sorry.
S01 • E09 I'm very-- Like, I thought you were giving the speech, and now, - DAVE 00:09
I'm very-- Like, I thought you were giving the speech, ...
S01 • E06 -Bad bite. -So, uh, Gator, - DAVE 00:05
-Bad bite. -So, uh, Gator,
S01 • E08 -Do you have another copy? -* Hi, I'm Dave * - DAVE 00:12
-Do you have another copy? -* Hi, I'm Dave *
S01 • E05 You should be good, cuz. Don't trip. This nigga. - DAVE 00:04
You should be good, cuz. Don't trip. This nigga.
S01 • E07 Well, haters gonna hate, so you get... - DAVE 00:06
Well, haters gonna hate, so you get...
S01 • E01 While I have you here, real quick, - DAVE 00:04
While I have you here, real quick,
S01 • E04 -Yeah, exactly. -[Dave laughs] - DAVE 00:04
-Yeah, exactly. -[Dave laughs]