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Like, I live my entire life trying to impress peopleof your... pedigree

DAVE • S01E01 • 2020
Like, I live my entire life trying to impress people
of your... pedigree

Full Transcript

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Like, I live my entire life
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trying to impress people of your... pedigree.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:22
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E09 -Oh, my God. -I don't think you can call a vet - DAVE 00:05
-Oh, my God. -I don't think you can call a vet
S01 • E05 Yeah, I learned how terrifying this is gonna be, - DAVE 00:05
Yeah, I learned how terrifying this is gonna be,
S01 • E06 -Because maybe we need to bring some small bills. -(phone chimes) - DAVE 00:10
-Because maybe we need to bring some small bills. -(phone ch...
S01 • E07 Well, yeah, I couldn't leave you looking homeless. - DAVE 00:05
Well, yeah, I couldn't leave you looking homeless.
S01 • E03 -* I ate her ass * -(gasps) - DAVE 00:04
-* I ate her ass * -(gasps)
S01 • E08 -Hilarious. -DAVE: I am one - DAVE 00:05
-Hilarious. -DAVE: I am one
S01 • E05 I'm never gonna climb a light fixture - DAVE 00:04
I'm never gonna climb a light fixture
S01 • E07 -(phone chimes) -(Elz sighs) - DAVE 00:07
-(phone chimes) -(Elz sighs)
S01 • E05 -I thought that was the best part. -Bro, don't you realize - DAVE 00:08
-I thought that was the best part. -Bro, don't you real...
S01 • E08 Well, I guess I'm not better than Nas, or, like, - DAVE 00:05
Well, I guess I'm not better than Nas, or, like,
S01 • E09 -Okay, well, we have to kill it. -What? - DAVE 00:04
-Okay, well, we have to kill it. -What?
S01 • E04 But I would, I would fucking take you to court, for sure, - DAVE 00:04
But I would, I would fucking take you to court, for sure,
S01 • E06 And, Gota, Gata, Gota... - DAVE 00:05
And, Gota, Gata, Gota...
S01 • E02 I-I mean, really, y-you were one of his favorite rappers. - DAVE 00:05
I-I mean, really, y-you were one of his favorite rappers.
S01 • E07 (music plays over phone) - DAVE 00:07
(music plays over phone)
S01 • E06 Yeah. My name is Davionte, if that's easier, - DAVE 00:05
Yeah. My name is Davionte, if that's easier,
S01 • E08 But I'm saying it's, like, ver-- It's not-- Like, Lonely Island, - DAVE 00:05
But I'm saying it's, like, ver-- It's not-- L...
S02 • E06 I know, just put it right down where you're standing - DAVE 00:16
I know, just put it right down where you're standing
S01 • E06 Okay. Gata, - DAVE 00:06
Okay. Gata,
S01 • E02 -[laughs softly] -Yeah. Macklemore. - DAVE 00:05
-[laughs softly] -Yeah. Macklemore.