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Like, I spend every momentplotting the lighting and the angles.If you've seen it, -what...

DAVE • S01E03 • 2020
Like, I spend every moment
plotting the lighting and the angles.
If you've seen it, -what does my dick look like?
-It looks like a fucking dick, Dave

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Like, I spend every moment plotting the lighting
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and the angles. If you've seen it,
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-what does my dick look like? -It looks
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like a fucking dick, Dave.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:13
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E05 And to be honest, I don't even know how we got here. - DAVE 00:04
And to be honest, I don't even know how we got here.
S01 • E04 [laughter] - DAVE 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E06 (door closes) - DAVE 00:20
(door closes)
S01 • E08 -They used your name? -Hey, is your grandma's aunt's uncles coming? - DAVE 00:04
-They used your name? -Hey, is your grandma's aunt'...
S01 • E02 ♪ I'm on my wave, I'm on my wave.♪ - DAVE 00:50
♪ I'm on my wave, I'm on my wave.♪
S01 • E09 Uh, I want to tell - DAVE 00:05
Uh, I want to tell
S01 • E04 [to "Gloria"]: ♪ Somebody suck me.♪ - DAVE 00:05
[to "Gloria"]: ♪ Somebody suck me.♪
S01 • E09 When we were little, our parents brought us to a magic show. - DAVE 00:05
When we were little, our parents brought us to a magic show.
S01 • E05 BINO: He in the studio with YG actually right now. - DAVE 00:04
BINO: He in the studio with YG actually right now.
S01 • E09 And the magician needed a volunteer, so, of course, - DAVE 00:06
And the magician needed a volunteer, so, of course,
S01 • E03 We're talking in circles, - DAVE 00:05
We're talking in circles,
S01 • E04 Throwing out the request of somebody to actually - DAVE 00:06
Throwing out the request of somebody to actually
S01 • E06 Thank you everybody who participated. (chuckles) - DAVE 00:07
Thank you everybody who participated. (chuckles)
S01 • E08 If you have great beats, why don't you, - DAVE 00:04
If you have great beats, why don't you,
S01 • E10 Gata knows all my songs and he's, like, honestly, - DAVE 00:04
Gata knows all my songs and he's, like, honestly,
S01 • E01 -Lil Dicky. What up, bro? -(dog growling) - DAVE 00:06
-Lil Dicky. What up, bro? -(dog growling)
S01 • E09 And in her place was this cute little bunny. - DAVE 00:05
And in her place was this cute little bunny.
S01 • E04 Imploring somebody to... suck him. - DAVE 00:04
Imploring somebody to... suck him.
S01 • E03 I also have a birth defect called hypospadias - DAVE 00:07
I also have a birth defect called hypospadias
S01 • E06 We want Burd! We want Burd! - DAVE 00:04
We want Burd! We want Burd!