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Maybe I like doing it 'cause it doesn't ask anything of me
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Maybe I like doing it 'cause itdoesn't ask anything of me and it has no expectations.I...

DAVE • S01E03 • 2020
Maybe I like doing it 'cause it
doesn't ask anything of me and it has no expectations.
I don't have to, like, choke it or yell at it
as I fuck it

Full Transcript

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Maybe I like doing it 'cause it doesn't ask anything of me
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and it has no expectations. I don't have to, like,
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choke it or yell at it as I fuck it.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:08
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E10 I just, like, if I'm gonna meetsomeone, I'm not gonna be like, - DAVE 00:06
I just, like, if I'm gonna meetsomeone, I'm not...
S01 • E02 Whatever you guys want. I got a ton of hits, - DAVE 00:06
Whatever you guys want. I got a ton of hits,
S01 • E07 * Yes, I know That I'm a rapper * - DAVE 00:10
* Yes, I know That I'm a rapper *
S01 • E01 You know, I have to assume that my money's gone, - DAVE 00:09
You know, I have to assume that my money's gone,
S02 • E05 [muttering] - DAVE 00:29
[muttering]
S01 • E08 For the sake of this argument, - DAVE 00:05
For the sake of this argument,
S01 • E03 -I can just be in and out and do my business. -I didn't ask you to do any - DAVE 00:04
-I can just be in and out and do my business. -I didn't...
S01 • E03 I just asked you to be open - DAVE 00:04
I just asked you to be open
S01 • E08 It was like me saying, "I want to give birth." - DAVE 00:05
It was like me saying, "I want to give birth."
S01 • E09 I-If you don't sign the deal, - DAVE 00:04
I-If you don't sign the deal,
S01 • E02 I mean, hey, it's Macklemore. - DAVE 00:04
I mean, hey, it's Macklemore.
S01 • E01 Nutti changed his number. You got to kill that energy - DAVE 00:06
Nutti changed his number. You got to kill that energy
S01 • E03 And I asked you, - DAVE 00:10
And I asked you,
S01 • E05 -I'm glad I met you, bro. -And I don't even think - DAVE 00:05
-I'm glad I met you, bro. -And I don't even think
S01 • E10 I mean, there's jokes in it because I'm, like, - DAVE 00:07
I mean, there's jokes in it because I'm, like,
S01 • E06 (overlapping chatter) - DAVE 00:06
(overlapping chatter)
S01 • E01 -That's what I just said. -Who would change their number in the middle of - DAVE 00:07
-That's what I just said. -Who would change their numbe...
S01 • E09 -Sign the deal, Dave. -(glass clinking) - DAVE 00:04
-Sign the deal, Dave. -(glass clinking)
S01 • E02 I just don't sell posters, but... yet. - DAVE 00:05
I just don't sell posters, but... yet.
S01 • E08 What's it like for your entire family - DAVE 00:07
What's it like for your entire family