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Yo. -Mm-mm.-Can we just...can we go talk for a second? For what? -I'm being...

DAVE • S02E05 • 2020
[muttering] Yo. -Mm-mm.
-Can we just...
can we go talk for a second? For what? -I'm being serious.
-About what? -Just come on. I'm just...
-You're being
so dramatic, though. Just come on.
It's not that big of a deal. The longer
we let this bubble up, the more it's gonna suck,
so let's just... "Bubble up"? Why you acting
like such a bitch, bro? Why is it such
a dick-swinging contest? A dick-swinging contest?
Dude, nothing is dick-swinging. -Just grow the fuck up
and stop acting like a bitch.
-Me grow up? -You... How...?
-You grow up. I've never even

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[muttering]
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Yo.
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-Mm-mm. -Can we just... can we go talk for a second?
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For what?
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-I'm being serious. -About what?
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-Just come on. I'm just... -You're being so dramatic, though.
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Just come on. It's not that big of a deal.
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The longer we let this bubble up,
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the more it's gonna suck, so let's just...
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"Bubble up"? Why you acting like such a bitch, bro?
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Why is it such a dick-swinging contest?
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A dick-swinging contest? Dude, nothing is dick-swinging.
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-Just grow the fuck up and stop acting like a bitch. -Me grow up?
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-You... How...? -You grow up.
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I've never even...
Duration
29 seconds
Views
136
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:12
Uploaded
Oct 24, 2023
Season
2
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E03 -I can just be in and out and do my business. -I didn't ask you to do any - DAVE 00:04
-I can just be in and out and do my business. -I didn't...
S01 • E03 I just asked you to be open - DAVE 00:04
I just asked you to be open
S01 • E08 It was like me saying, "I want to give birth." - DAVE 00:05
It was like me saying, "I want to give birth."
S01 • E09 I-If you don't sign the deal, - DAVE 00:04
I-If you don't sign the deal,
S01 • E02 I mean, hey, it's Macklemore. - DAVE 00:04
I mean, hey, it's Macklemore.
S01 • E01 Nutti changed his number. You got to kill that energy - DAVE 00:06
Nutti changed his number. You got to kill that energy
S01 • E03 And I asked you, - DAVE 00:10
And I asked you,
S01 • E05 -I'm glad I met you, bro. -And I don't even think - DAVE 00:05
-I'm glad I met you, bro. -And I don't even think
S01 • E10 I mean, there's jokes in it because I'm, like, - DAVE 00:07
I mean, there's jokes in it because I'm, like,
S01 • E06 (overlapping chatter) - DAVE 00:06
(overlapping chatter)
S01 • E01 -That's what I just said. -Who would change their number in the middle of - DAVE 00:07
-That's what I just said. -Who would change their numbe...
S01 • E09 -Sign the deal, Dave. -(glass clinking) - DAVE 00:04
-Sign the deal, Dave. -(glass clinking)
S01 • E02 I just don't sell posters, but... yet. - DAVE 00:05
I just don't sell posters, but... yet.
S01 • E08 What's it like for your entire family - DAVE 00:07
What's it like for your entire family
S01 • E10 I mean, I worry about just abouteverything, Charlamagne. - DAVE 00:05
I mean, I worry about just abouteverything, Charlamagne.
S01 • E01 I was just trying to think about what happened - DAVE 00:09
I was just trying to think about what happened
S01 • E08 I mean, I would rather do it with my entire family - DAVE 00:06
I mean, I would rather do it with my entire family
S01 • E09 So, I'm Ally, - DAVE 00:05
So, I'm Ally,
S01 • E05 I have a small penis - DAVE 00:04
I have a small penis
S01 • E04 [Mike laughs quietly] - DAVE 00:06
[Mike laughs quietly]