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* My dick sucks, my dick sucks * * My dick sucks, fuck! * * My dick sucks,my dick sucks *...

DAVE S01E01 2020
* My dick sucks, my dick sucks * * My dick sucks, fuck! * * My dick sucks,
my dick sucks * * My dick sucks, fuck! * * Hey, girl, hey, girl * * Hey, girl, what you tryin'
to say, girl? * * When you see my dick,
you may hurl * * But I'm still kind of hot
like May, girl * * Whoa, girl, whoa, girl * * I'm just tryin'
to let you know, girl * * My dick sucks fo' sho', girl * * But I make up for that * * Like, even though my dick
is shorty * * It sit there like it's Gotti * * And it do good work
like Gandhi * * And it might grow more
like Brawny, probably not * * Got bitches in the lobby,
their body language obvi * * If five-inches the over-under,
I'm underdog like Rocky * * They don't care
about my cock * * I could use a pussy mop * * In the scene like I'm a prop * * She saw me and went in shock * * Technically
I'm unemployed... *

Full Transcript

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* My dick sucks, my dick sucks *
00:00:04.171 --> 00:00:07.741
* My dick sucks, fuck! *
00:00:07.774 --> 00:00:11.245
* My dick sucks, my dick sucks *
00:00:11.278 --> 00:00:13.947
* My dick sucks, fuck! *
00:00:13.098 --> 00:00:15.949
* Hey, girl, hey, girl *
00:00:15.982 --> 00:00:17.651
* Hey, girl, what you tryin' to say, girl? *
00:00:17.684 --> 00:00:19.119
* When you see my dick, you may hurl *
00:00:19.153 --> 00:00:20.082
* But I'm still kind of hot like May, girl *
00:00:20.854 --> 00:00:22.556
* Whoa, girl, whoa, girl *
00:00:22.589 --> 00:00:24.999
* I'm just tryin' to let you know, girl *
00:00:24.009 --> 00:00:25.659
* My dick sucks fo' sho', girl *
00:00:25.692 --> 00:00:27.161
* But I make up for that *
00:00:27.194 --> 00:00:28.762
* Like, even though my dick is shorty *
00:00:28.795 --> 00:00:30.043
* It sit there like it's Gotti *
00:00:30.464 --> 00:00:31.998
* And it do good work like Gandhi *
00:00:32.999 --> 00:00:34.134
* And it might grow more like Brawny, probably not *
00:00:34.168 --> 00:00:37.271
* Got bitches in the lobby, their body language obvi *
00:00:37.304 --> 00:00:40.174
* If five-inches the over-under, I'm underdog like Rocky *
00:00:40.207 --> 00:00:41.841
* They don't care about my cock *
00:00:41.875 --> 00:00:43.061
* I could use a pussy mop *
00:00:43.643 --> 00:00:45.245
* In the scene like I'm a prop *
00:00:45.279 --> 00:00:46.946
* She saw me and went in shock *
00:00:46.098 --> 00:00:49.001
* Technically I'm unemployed... *
Duration
49 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:09
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.