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* My dick sucks,my dick sucks. * Hold up

DAVE • S01E01 • 2020
* My dick sucks,
my dick sucks. * Hold up

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* My dick sucks, my dick sucks. *
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Hold up.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:06
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E07 They're just gonna make me file a report, - DAVE 00:05
They're just gonna make me file a report,
S01 • E06 Yeah. I mean, yeah, - DAVE 00:06
Yeah. I mean, yeah,
S01 • E07 (both chuckle softly) - DAVE 00:05
(both chuckle softly)
S01 • E08 We think you have the potential to be the next Lonely Island. - DAVE 00:06
We think you have the potential to be the next Lonely Island...
S01 • E07 (laughs) - DAVE 00:05
(laughs)
S01 • E01 You have no idea how happy this makes me. - DAVE 00:04
You have no idea how happy this makes me.
S01 • E06 Mike, Mike, will there-- will there be any situations - DAVE 00:05
Mike, Mike, will there-- will there be any situations
S01 • E03 -* I ate her ass * -(gasps) - DAVE 00:05
-* I ate her ass * -(gasps)
S01 • E01 Like, I live my entire life - DAVE 00:06
Like, I live my entire life
S01 • E09 -Oh, my God. -I don't think you can call a vet - DAVE 00:05
-Oh, my God. -I don't think you can call a vet
S01 • E05 Yeah, I learned how terrifying this is gonna be, - DAVE 00:05
Yeah, I learned how terrifying this is gonna be,
S01 • E06 -Because maybe we need to bring some small bills. -(phone chimes) - DAVE 00:10
-Because maybe we need to bring some small bills. -(phone ch...
S01 • E07 Well, yeah, I couldn't leave you looking homeless. - DAVE 00:05
Well, yeah, I couldn't leave you looking homeless.
S01 • E03 -* I ate her ass * -(gasps) - DAVE 00:04
-* I ate her ass * -(gasps)
S01 • E08 -Hilarious. -DAVE: I am one - DAVE 00:05
-Hilarious. -DAVE: I am one
S01 • E05 I'm never gonna climb a light fixture - DAVE 00:04
I'm never gonna climb a light fixture
S01 • E07 -(phone chimes) -(Elz sighs) - DAVE 00:07
-(phone chimes) -(Elz sighs)
S01 • E05 -I thought that was the best part. -Bro, don't you realize - DAVE 00:08
-I thought that was the best part. -Bro, don't you real...
S01 • E08 Well, I guess I'm not better than Nas, or, like, - DAVE 00:05
Well, I guess I'm not better than Nas, or, like,
S01 • E04 But I would, I would fucking take you to court, for sure, - DAVE 00:04
But I would, I would fucking take you to court, for sure,