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�� My dick sucks♪ -♪ My dick sucks♪-Hold up

DAVE • S01E05 • 2020
�� My dick sucks♪ -♪ My dick sucks♪
-Hold up

Full Transcript

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♪ My dick sucks♪
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-♪ My dick sucks♪ -Hold up.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
70
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:51
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E03 And one of the poppy seeds got removed too far - DAVE 00:08
And one of the poppy seeds got removed too far
S01 • E08 The fridge-- they got some good shit - DAVE 00:05
The fridge-- they got some good shit
S03 • E10 Yeah, that cheeba'll get you, girl. Yup. - DAVE 00:12
Yeah, that cheeba'll get you, girl. Yup.
S02 • E06 Yeah. No. - DAVE 00:32
Yeah. No.
S01 • E09 But all she would say was, - DAVE 00:10
But all she would say was,
S01 • E04 Authorities say the locusts could return - DAVE 00:04
Authorities say the locusts could return
S01 • E05 ♪ Fuck!♪ - DAVE 00:35
♪ Fuck!♪
S01 • E01 -Nah, nah, you got to skate, man. -Bro, I'm the one that set this - DAVE 00:06
-Nah, nah, you got to skate, man. -Bro, I'm the one tha...
S01 • E03 That's why I pee sitting down. If I didn't pee sitting down, - DAVE 00:05
That's why I pee sitting down. If I didn't pee sit...
S01 • E10 Is it? I'm wondering now if it is or not. - DAVE 00:05
Is it? I'm wondering now if it is or not.
S01 • E08 Okay, don't-- - DAVE 00:04
Okay, don't--
S01 • E06 (sighs) - DAVE 00:04
(sighs)
S01 • E03 And when I'm in public and I'm at a urinal, - DAVE 00:04
And when I'm in public and I'm at a urinal,
S01 • E09 Because to this day, all she'll say about it is, - DAVE 00:10
Because to this day, all she'll say about it is,
S01 • E01 -You burnt out, bro. -(scoffs) - DAVE 00:05
-You burnt out, bro. -(scoffs)
S01 • E03 There's just a lot of stuff. - DAVE 00:04
There's just a lot of stuff.
S01 • E10 Just right now? Just right now at this moment, a white rapper - DAVE 00:07
Just right now? Just right now at this moment, a white rappe...
S01 • E08 So I didn't want him to come alone and to be completely - DAVE 00:06
So I didn't want him to come alone and to be completely
S01 • E03 Why is this the first time I'm hearing about it? - DAVE 00:04
Why is this the first time I'm hearing about it?
S01 • E04 Somebody suck me! Somebody suck me! - DAVE 00:06
Somebody suck me! Somebody suck me!