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No. I'm, like, a real guy, -right in front of you.-No, I know you're, like, a real guy,but...

DAVE • S01E05 • 2020
No. I'm, like, a real guy, -right in front of you.
-No, I know you're, like, a real guy,
but you're, like, a

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No. I'm, like, a real guy,
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-right in front of you. -No, I know
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you're, like, a real guy, but you're, like, a...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:49
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E04 No, no. He means, like, the artist. - DAVE 00:05
No, no. He means, like, the artist.
S01 • E02 Without saying, "Sorry for your loss," - DAVE 00:05
Without saying, "Sorry for your loss,"
S01 • E09 ALLY: Oh, my God. - DAVE 00:04
ALLY: Oh, my God.
S01 • E07 Don't call the cops while I'm sitting next to you, - DAVE 00:07
Don't call the cops while I'm sitting next to you,
S01 • E06 You got to get all of my camp friends on the backstage list. - DAVE 00:04
You got to get all of my camp friends on the backstage list.
S01 • E08 DAVE: Anyways, you put all three - DAVE 00:05
DAVE: Anyways, you put all three
S01 • E02 But let them know that you knowby being somber? - DAVE 00:05
But let them know that you knowby being somber?
S01 • E09 -Oh, my God. -(chittering) - DAVE 00:06
-Oh, my God. -(chittering)
S01 • E05 I don't know. [laughs] - DAVE 00:04
I don't know. [laughs]
S01 • E07 -(chuckles) -And then I'm in handcuffs, - DAVE 00:06
-(chuckles) -And then I'm in handcuffs,
S01 • E06 Not just G.A. I need all my early adopters - DAVE 00:06
Not just G.A. I need all my early adopters
S01 • E07 I'm good on the T-shirt and the dicks, - DAVE 00:05
I'm good on the T-shirt and the dicks,
S01 • E01 * My dick sucks, my dick sucks. * - DAVE 00:07
* My dick sucks, my dick sucks. *
S01 • E06 Oh, can we take photos or videos during the show? - DAVE 00:05
Oh, can we take photos or videos during the show?
S01 • E08 And I love chicken fingers with a side of honey mu-stard. - DAVE 00:04
And I love chicken fingers with a side of honey mu-stard.
S01 • E07 They're just gonna make me file a report, - DAVE 00:05
They're just gonna make me file a report,
S01 • E06 Yeah. I mean, yeah, - DAVE 00:06
Yeah. I mean, yeah,
S01 • E07 (both chuckle softly) - DAVE 00:05
(both chuckle softly)
S01 • E08 We think you have the potential to be the next Lonely Island. - DAVE 00:06
We think you have the potential to be the next Lonely Island...
S01 • E07 (laughs) - DAVE 00:05
(laughs)