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No, it's my job.I-I don't ask you to come home and teach me things

DAVE • S01E01 • 2020
No, it's my job.
I-I don't ask you to come home and teach me things

Full Transcript

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No, it's my job. I-I don't ask you to come home
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and teach me things.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:05
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E10 You know, when I signed to you guys, it was very clear: - DAVE 00:05
You know, when I signed to you guys, it was very clear:
S01 • E02 How do I make this, how do I make this song, John? - DAVE 00:04
How do I make this, how do I make this song, John?
S01 • E09 Do you, do you not decant your olive oil - DAVE 00:05
Do you, do you not decant your olive oil
S01 • E01 Oh, you just asked me if pork was beef. - DAVE 00:04
Oh, you just asked me if pork was beef.
S01 • E04 You don't even own LilDicky.com. - DAVE 00:04
You don't even own LilDicky.com.
S01 • E02 [phone chimes] - DAVE 00:07
[phone chimes]
S01 • E01 There are a lot of people that don't know that distinction. - DAVE 00:05
There are a lot of people that don't know that distinct...
S01 • E09 I'm almost done with my 15 minutes of daily - DAVE 00:04
I'm almost done with my 15 minutes of daily
S01 • E10 Okay, Dave, you are signed to us now. Okay? - DAVE 00:04
Okay, Dave, you are signed to us now. Okay?
S01 • E09 There are so many comments lately about me being "hot." - DAVE 00:07
There are so many comments lately about me being "hot.&...
S01 • E02 Bro, why do you always invite this man? - DAVE 00:04
Bro, why do you always invite this man?
S01 • E05 -You can't afford rent, so no. -I'm just trying - DAVE 00:05
-You can't afford rent, so no. -I'm just trying
S01 • E03 I like my sex the way it is where it's plain - DAVE 00:05
I like my sex the way it is where it's plain
S01 • E10 We do control what you release,when you release it - DAVE 00:05
We do control what you release,when you release it
S01 • E01 "Girth." - DAVE 00:05
"Girth."
S01 • E02 He's incredibly inspiring, - DAVE 00:04
He's incredibly inspiring,
S01 • E03 I don't want to have to feel like, "Oh, this girl needs - DAVE 00:06
I don't want to have to feel like, "Oh, this girl ...
S01 • E04 Reached out to the guy that owns LilDicky, - DAVE 00:05
Reached out to the guy that owns LilDicky,
S02 • E05 Oh... why don't you stay? - DAVE 00:25
Oh... why don't you stay?
S01 • E06 * Smokin' dope and you know... * - DAVE 00:05
* Smokin' dope and you know... *