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Oh, my God. -I don't think you can call a vet
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Oh, my God.-I don't thinkyou can call a vet when you don't have ownership ofthe cr-- you...

DAVE • S01E09 • 2020
Oh, my God.
-I don't think
you can call a vet when you don't have ownership of
the cr-- you know, the creature

Full Transcript

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-Oh, my God. -I don't think you can call a vet
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when you don't have ownership of the cr-- you know, the creature.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:24
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E07 Well, yeah, I couldn't leave you looking homeless. - DAVE 00:05
Well, yeah, I couldn't leave you looking homeless.
S01 • E03 -* I ate her ass * -(gasps) - DAVE 00:04
-* I ate her ass * -(gasps)
S01 • E08 -Hilarious. -DAVE: I am one - DAVE 00:05
-Hilarious. -DAVE: I am one
S01 • E05 I'm never gonna climb a light fixture - DAVE 00:04
I'm never gonna climb a light fixture
S01 • E07 -(phone chimes) -(Elz sighs) - DAVE 00:07
-(phone chimes) -(Elz sighs)
S01 • E05 -I thought that was the best part. -Bro, don't you realize - DAVE 00:08
-I thought that was the best part. -Bro, don't you real...
S01 • E08 Well, I guess I'm not better than Nas, or, like, - DAVE 00:05
Well, I guess I'm not better than Nas, or, like,
S01 • E09 -Okay, well, we have to kill it. -What? - DAVE 00:04
-Okay, well, we have to kill it. -What?
S01 • E04 But I would, I would fucking take you to court, for sure, - DAVE 00:04
But I would, I would fucking take you to court, for sure,
S01 • E02 I-I mean, really, y-you were one of his favorite rappers. - DAVE 00:05
I-I mean, really, y-you were one of his favorite rappers.
S01 • E06 And, Gota, Gata, Gota... - DAVE 00:05
And, Gota, Gata, Gota...
S01 • E07 (music plays over phone) - DAVE 00:07
(music plays over phone)
S01 • E06 Yeah. My name is Davionte, if that's easier, - DAVE 00:05
Yeah. My name is Davionte, if that's easier,
S01 • E08 But I'm saying it's, like, ver-- It's not-- Like, Lonely Island, - DAVE 00:05
But I'm saying it's, like, ver-- It's not-- L...
S02 • E06 I know, just put it right down where you're standing - DAVE 00:16
I know, just put it right down where you're standing
S01 • E06 Okay. Gata, - DAVE 00:06
Okay. Gata,
S01 • E02 -[laughs softly] -Yeah. Macklemore. - DAVE 00:05
-[laughs softly] -Yeah. Macklemore.
S01 • E07 This is my beat, and some SoundCloud rapper just stole it - DAVE 00:08
This is my beat, and some SoundCloud rapper just stole it
S01 • E04 I've had s-- IP stolen from me before and I don't like it. - DAVE 00:04
I've had s-- IP stolen from me before and I don't ...
S01 • E05 This is what happens when you get a manager - DAVE 00:12
This is what happens when you get a manager