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Oh, is it a video or a picture?-It's a video, bruh.Spit some shit

DAVE • S01E01 • 2020
Oh, is it a video or a picture?
-It's a video, bruh.
Spit some shit

Full Transcript

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-Oh, is it a video or a picture? -It's a video, bruh. Spit some shit.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:37
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E03 (grunts) I feel like, f-for me, it's not milking. - DAVE 00:05
(grunts) I feel like, f-for me, it's not milking.
S01 • E01 -You funny as fuck. Rap to the fans, Lil Dicky. -(excited chatter) - DAVE 00:06
-You funny as fuck. Rap to the fans, Lil Dicky. -(excited ch...
S01 • E09 DAVE: * We're gonna have the best time * - DAVE 00:06
DAVE: * We're gonna have the best time *
S01 • E04 WOMAN: The problem with the people that run tech companies - DAVE 00:09
WOMAN: The problem with the people that run tech companies
S01 • E09 DAVE: * Do you remember when you got all mad * - DAVE 00:07
DAVE: * Do you remember when you got all mad *
S02 • E10 Guys, it's the VMAs. We got so much more to come. - DAVE 00:21
Guys, it's the VMAs. We got so much more to come.
S02 • E02 [beeps] - DAVE 00:05
[beeps]
S01 • E03 * What a girl wants, what a girl needs * - DAVE 00:08
* What a girl wants, what a girl needs *
S01 • E09 DAVE: * Yes, it was * - DAVE 00:28
DAVE: * Yes, it was *
S01 • E08 Who just got verified on Twitter, about, what, nine days ago? - DAVE 00:04
Who just got verified on Twitter, about, what, nine days ago...
S02 • E02 [electronic chime] - DAVE 00:16
[electronic chime]
S01 • E04 GUILLERMO: The journey was perilous, but Nandor the Relentless - DAVE 00:06
GUILLERMO: The journey was perilous, but Nandor the Relentle...
S01 • E04 Thus, the noble vampire set sailto conquer the new world - DAVE 00:08
Thus, the noble vampire set sailto conquer the new world
S01 • E03 I'm just-- I'm just gonna park on the street. - DAVE 00:04
I'm just-- I'm just gonna park on the street.
S01 • E04 -Does my hair really look that billowy? -[wind blows] - DAVE 00:06
-Does my hair really look that billowy? -[wind blows]
S01 • E08 We can't do that. We're too white for that. We're not allowed. - DAVE 00:04
We can't do that. We're too white for that. We...
S01 • E04 [retching] - DAVE 00:09
[retching]
S01 • E03 * Whoo, whoo, I'm still a kid, look at my dick * - DAVE 00:49
* Whoo, whoo, I'm still a kid, look at my dick *
S01 • E08 -Everything is just getting really weird. -(fly buzzing) - DAVE 00:07
-Everything is just getting really weird. -(fly buzzing)
S02 • E02 [rhythmic whirring continues] - DAVE 00:30
[rhythmic whirring continues]