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Oh, you just asked meif pork was beef

DAVE • S01E01 • 2020
Oh, you just asked me
if pork was beef

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.001
Oh, you just asked me if pork was beef.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:08
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E02 [phone chimes] - DAVE 00:07
[phone chimes]
S01 • E04 You don't even own LilDicky.com. - DAVE 00:04
You don't even own LilDicky.com.
S01 • E01 There are a lot of people that don't know that distinction. - DAVE 00:05
There are a lot of people that don't know that distinct...
S01 • E09 I'm almost done with my 15 minutes of daily - DAVE 00:04
I'm almost done with my 15 minutes of daily
S01 • E10 Okay, Dave, you are signed to us now. Okay? - DAVE 00:04
Okay, Dave, you are signed to us now. Okay?
S01 • E03 I like my sex the way it is where it's plain - DAVE 00:05
I like my sex the way it is where it's plain
S01 • E09 There are so many comments lately about me being "hot." - DAVE 00:07
There are so many comments lately about me being "hot.&...
S01 • E05 -You can't afford rent, so no. -I'm just trying - DAVE 00:05
-You can't afford rent, so no. -I'm just trying
S01 • E02 Bro, why do you always invite this man? - DAVE 00:04
Bro, why do you always invite this man?
S01 • E10 We do control what you release,when you release it - DAVE 00:05
We do control what you release,when you release it
S01 • E01 "Girth." - DAVE 00:05
"Girth."
S01 • E02 He's incredibly inspiring, - DAVE 00:04
He's incredibly inspiring,
S01 • E03 I don't want to have to feel like, "Oh, this girl needs - DAVE 00:06
I don't want to have to feel like, "Oh, this girl ...
S01 • E04 Reached out to the guy that owns LilDicky, - DAVE 00:05
Reached out to the guy that owns LilDicky,
S02 • E05 Oh... why don't you stay? - DAVE 00:25
Oh... why don't you stay?
S01 • E06 * Smokin' dope and you know... * - DAVE 00:05
* Smokin' dope and you know... *
S01 • E09 Are you gonna be like this all weekend, or...? - DAVE 00:05
Are you gonna be like this all weekend, or...?
S01 • E04 -You have LilDicky.com? -Yes. We, - DAVE 00:04
-You have LilDicky.com? -Yes. We,
S01 • E02 'Cause he's, like, cool. - DAVE 00:05
'Cause he's, like, cool.
S01 • E03 Uh, it's 'cause you're uncomfortable about your... - DAVE 00:04
Uh, it's 'cause you're uncomfortable about yo...