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Oh, wait, you're a table! (laughs)
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Oh, wait, you're a table!(laughs) -Do you talk?!-He's fully blacked out

DAVE • S01E08 • 2020
Oh, wait, you're a table!
(laughs) -Do you talk?!
-He's fully blacked out

Full Transcript

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Oh, wait, you're a table! (laughs)
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-Do you talk?! -He's fully blacked out.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:25
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E09 ...is that she uses her ambition - DAVE 00:10
...is that she uses her ambition
S01 • E01 -(all scoffing) -Yeah. And in five years, you're gonna replay - DAVE 00:14
-(all scoffing) -Yeah. And in five years, you're gonna ...
S01 • E10 So, yeah, I've got this, it's my life's work. - DAVE 00:04
So, yeah, I've got this, it's my life's work.
S01 • E02 -With what? -[bangs] - DAVE 00:07
-With what? -[bangs]
S01 • E09 And I didn't realize until this weekend - DAVE 00:08
And I didn't realize until this weekend
S01 • E08 You fucking ugly bitch. (laughing) - DAVE 00:08
You fucking ugly bitch. (laughing)
S01 • E03 (singsongy): Surprise! - DAVE 00:04
(singsongy): Surprise!
S01 • E09 But it's... everything. - DAVE 00:04
But it's... everything.
S01 • E03 It's your very own milking table. - DAVE 00:05
It's your very own milking table.
S01 • E10 Well, if I'm being honest with you, I have had conversations - DAVE 00:05
Well, if I'm being honest with you, I have had conversa...
S01 • E01 Do you want to pull up the session that I want to work on - DAVE 00:10
Do you want to pull up the session that I want to work on
S03 • E02 ♪ With all your tenderness ♪ - DAVE 00:05
♪ With all your tenderness ♪
S01 • E03 Just get on the table, put your dick in the hole - DAVE 00:07
Just get on the table, put your dick in the hole
S01 • E03 This is unbelievable. Did you, like, hire, like, - DAVE 00:05
This is unbelievable. Did you, like, hire, like,
S01 • E09 Sorry. (chuckles) - DAVE 00:06
Sorry. (chuckles)
S01 • E10 Y-You really ready to rap live - DAVE 00:07
Y-You really ready to rap live
S01 • E01 -(laughter) -So, what kind of hos you fuck with, then, Lil Dicky? - DAVE 00:04
-(laughter) -So, what kind of hos you fuck with, then, Lil D...
S02 • E06 [laughs] - DAVE 00:32
[laughs]
S01 • E03 I think that you jerk off to milking table porn - DAVE 00:08
I think that you jerk off to milking table porn
S01 • E09 Two people build a world for themselves - DAVE 00:10
Two people build a world for themselves