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One, two, three, lift.-(yelling) Oh, my lord!

DAVE • S01E07 • 2020
One, two, three, lift.
-(yelling) Oh, my lord!

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-One, two, three, lift. -(yelling)
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Oh, my lord!
Duration
4 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:21
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E10 You listen to what I want, and you make it happen - DAVE 00:05
You listen to what I want, and you make it happen
S01 • E08 I get to meet Justin Bieber tonight? - DAVE 00:05
I get to meet Justin Bieber tonight?
S01 • E02 Like, you like... a real rapper. - DAVE 00:04
Like, you like... a real rapper.
S01 • E05 Me and him. Bret Hart, Owen Hart, - DAVE 00:05
Me and him. Bret Hart, Owen Hart,
S01 • E01 It couldn't be more commonplace in rap music for people - DAVE 00:05
It couldn't be more commonplace in rap music for people
S01 • E04 Oh, is my cut zero? You don't make any fucking money. - DAVE 00:04
Oh, is my cut zero? You don't make any fucking money.
S01 • E03 You have no fear, even in today's climate, - DAVE 00:04
You have no fear, even in today's climate,
S01 • E02 GATA: I know it's not no Philly, but, hey. - DAVE 00:04
GATA: I know it's not no Philly, but, hey.
S01 • E01 DON: You know, David, - DAVE 00:06
DON: You know, David,
S01 • E09 If so, you're parents aren't listening, A; - DAVE 00:05
If so, you're parents aren't listening, A;
S01 • E04 I'm struggling seeing a downside here, - DAVE 00:06
I'm struggling seeing a downside here,
S01 • E08 I'm sure I could, but I don't know that I can, - DAVE 00:08
I'm sure I could, but I don't know that I can,
S01 • E02 You think he'd ever tell Offsetthat he's like a real rapper? - DAVE 00:04
You think he'd ever tell Offsetthat he's like a...
S01 • E07 It's called "Pops, Percs, Oxys and Xannies." - DAVE 00:06
It's called "Pops, Percs, Oxys and Xannies."
S01 • E01 -Do you-- do you have a pen? -Is it-- is it - DAVE 00:05
-Do you-- do you have a pen? -Is it-- is it
S01 • E04 And honestly, the ability to fire you - DAVE 00:05
And honestly, the ability to fire you
S01 • E02 That nigga heart would've dropped if Offset - DAVE 00:05
That nigga heart would've dropped if Offset
S01 • E07 -Kid Toilet. Flush with pride. -(knocking) - DAVE 00:06
-Kid Toilet. Flush with pride. -(knocking)
S01 • E06 (cheering) - DAVE 00:07
(cheering)
S01 • E09 -Nope. -That-that means that I can literally lie down... - DAVE 00:05
-Nope. -That-that means that I can literally lie down...